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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

How to Find Your Ideal Partner: 3 Unique Steps

Girls, are you still single? Looking for an ideal partner? Find these 3 funny steps to make your wish come true. But Just make sure such a creature actually exists. For the hopelessly single, finding the ideal mate seems like a daunting, impossible task.

  1. An ideal partner should have a sense of humor! Find one when you are there in a Stand-up Comedy club. The one to easily tickle you to laughter that's the best.
  2. Make sure he is a non-defensive one. After tired of laughing you will find the fact the life is not only for fun. When he is in the bad mood, say, "that's fine, next time you'll find another topic to make the world laugh"
  3. The man has grown up and you wish comes true, right. He'll say he loves you so much for your faithfulness.

How about that? Still thinking: for the hopelessly single, finding the ideal mate seems like a daunting, impossible task? This doesn't sound like: How to Find Your Ideal Partner, but rather: how to let yourself down for hoping too much, right? Okay forget about it. I'll introduce you someone you might think he is attractive.

how to find your ideal partner
Look, here is his photo, handsome, right?
This one offers romance. He is creative, ingenious, original, resourceful, innovative, imaginative, inspired, artistic, and inventive. He broods a lot. He is steady, stable, firm, sturdy, secure, balanced and slow. He’ll want you to be ultra feminine.There is nothing half way about this man. He is something of a saint. He needs to find his security blanket, coverlet, cover, mantle, layer and bedspread. He is in love with love.

The man of your dream! He wants a few simple things out of life, like to be a comedian or a carpenter. He wears a mask. He is proud, sometimes arrogant, conceited, self-important, pompous, self-righteous and overconfident. He says, how to find your ideal partner? All the criteria is in me! You bet! He is commanding, strong, powerful, superior, imposing, and authoritative. But, how come, he is also shy, aloof, nervous and serious? He is a perfect gentleman!

Oh, one more thing, his favorite song is too much wish will kill you!

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