Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry won't tickle your fancy here. He is not a comedian, nor a comedy writer for you to hire. If you think you know him, which one of the following fitting him as the one shot to spotlight recently.
- He would get the US military involved in Mexico's war with Mike Tyson's style.
- He is likely to upset the Mexican government by saying that all the politicians there having had a plastic surgery
- He uttered a remark which appeared to be a new misstatement on how to post a tickling article about celebrities
- He said, "The way we were able to stop corruption in Colombia was with fortuneteller's help.
Sorry Mr. President to-be, it's a joke, no offense, please ...