
However, in case Julia Roberts invites him to watch Eat Pray Love together, he might accept the offer. Maybe, he thinks it's okay if Oprah Winfrey borrows his bike for Sesame Street's orangutan. But one thing for sure, England will always welcome him to explore everywhere he likes. You must not be bored there and you must able to stop your boredom because it's not virtual, it's not online. It's the country where you speak your own language: English. He might pass by Salman Rushdie on the way stop by and ask about Rushdie's memoir or may also come across the late Christopher Hitchens who's surprisingly converted to Islam (a miracle?). Riding bicycle is surely fun and inspiring.
So, when will he meet the vampires? I think a filmmaker knows better than me.
The couple recently shown public never told me that they used to be together starring a horrow movie. Online? No way? Maybe the title is Twilight or something. Neither did they tell me they were eager to be vampire to amuse me so that I got inspired to write about a tickling vampire. Stop it! When I wish I could get back to the time when bicycle was my means of transport to work, I hope today I can ride along the countryside with it despite my busy days--this is the best way to get rid of boredom, you must stop from being bored, man .... Pattinson and Kristen might want to join, I guess. But the news about Kristen having a ride with Robert Pattison hasn't been confirmed to me.
Twitter, facebook, Digg, Stumbleupon might agree, the possibility is 50:50? The one to disagree? Ask the vampires.
Were you on shooting location, Friday night? But what did you do ..., oh wait, I know what you did last summer.
But, please make sure, you have done your homework, so that mommy won't yell at you. I am wondering why you should do your homework? You're a man, you can take care of yourself.
Just speak after mommy, It's too late,Mr. Pattinson, it's the time for you to go to bed but you're still in front of the computer, are you going to post another tickling story?
It is not funny if you say you are Robert Pattinson and ... YOU WHAT?!
I know you're not him. Put off your mask, Mr. so and so, I know what you did last summer.
Blogging! Haha!