Thursday, September 29, 2011

You're not alone -- Michael Jackson never sang this song

Michael Jackson song's lyric: You're not alone, a memorable song which--swear to God--Michael Jackson himself never sang this song.

Another day has gone, I'm still all alone
How could this be you're not here with me
You never ask me how to be out of debt
Did you have to urge me to sell all my furniture?

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did I get trapped by these loan sharks
Something whispers in my ear and says

That you are not alone, for I am here with you
Though you're far away, I can contact you to share
But you are not alone, for I am here with you
Though we're far apart, we can hear our own fart
But you are not alone

'Loan, 'loan, why, 'loan

Just the other night, I thought I heard you cry
Asking me to come and settle another debt
I can hear your grumbles, your burdens I won't bear
But first I need time to contact all close friends of mine

Everyday I sit and ask myself ...

"That's enough, neighbor! Haven't you had a toothache before!

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Johnny Depp, Johnny Depth and Johnny Debt

The story of the dark side of Johnny Depp as you have never known before; the story which is full of tragedy, horror and tricks. You will know who Johnny Depp really is.

Interested? I’m not. Don’t worry Mr. Deep, when it comes to talking evil of others better skip it. There’s nothing on this post that you can find about you as sensational as written above.

May be only a headline like: Johnny Depp Offers Nicolas Cage Debt Help, Johnny Depp to Pay Nicolas Cage's Debt or Is Johnny Depp Helping Nicolas Cage With His Debt? But a sort of thing is not revealed here.

I know about you sir that, Johnny Depp rose to stardom without the support of Johnny Depth, so there’s no silly story ever revealed that Johnny Depp has taken advantage of Johnny Depth for popularity.

Meanwhile Johnny Depth, deep in his heart says he never wishes to replace Johnny Depp’ s position as a well-known Hollywood celebrity. It’s impossible. And deep down in his sleep, he never wishes to dream of having Johnny Deep as sibling and tells him that they are twins.

Both Johnny Depp and Johnny Depth never see Johnny Debt to talk about debt. They don’t care about how hard Johnny Debt gets himself out of debt. It never occurred to them that Johnny Debt will come to them to borrow some money.

The three Johnnys written above have something in common, that is when it comes to speaking Arabic fluently they need a dictionary.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Comedy writer to tickle Mr. Cameron’s fancy

If there’s a tickling article entitled Disney, Cameron to create ‘Avatar’ Park thanks to bloggers, this is questionable and absurd.  The article is not for serious readers and may be skipped.

If there’s a comedy writer writes: Avatar, the 2009 film that chronicled the struggle of the alien  Na’vi against maranding … etc, it means he is not in a mood. What’s so funny there?

If Cameron wrote: as a comedy writer you have to be able to distinguish between what is so called use and usage, so that you can speak English well by having a communication approach method, this  might surely drive attention. But the latter seems never to happen.  This is disjointed and ridiculous.

If a comedy writer wrote: as a director, Mr. Cameron, you have to be able to distinguish between what is so called use and usage, so that you can speak English well by having a communication approach method, this might not surely drive massive attention.  This is disjointed and ridiculous too.

If the title above written as Blogger to create ‘Avatar’ Park thanks to Mr. Cameron, it is absolutely not a good idea for Mr. Cameron to hire you as a comedy writer.
It ain't good to tell jokes in prison, is it?

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Brad Pitt and Bread Pete

Here is not a comedy contest for writers and you guys don't have to rewrite: Brad Pitt calls Aniston a 'dear friend.' Wish something tickling or ticklish here?

If Brad Pitt recently called his ex-wife a 'dear friend' and a 'valuable person', Bread Pete called his ex-wife, 'deer friend' and 'available person.' "If he is now a 'satisfied man' in his relationship with Angelina Jolie,' says Bread Pete. "I am now a 'satisfied' man in my relationship with flour and saucepan."

Brad Pitt who found his five-year marriage to Aniston boring never said it was boring to read tickling articles about celebrities. He doesn't know who Bread Pete is. He doesn't care if Bread Pete is a comedy writer or a comedian for hire, either.

Hiring a comedy writer to promote his new baseball movie Money ball maybe not recommended, since Mr. Pitt has no tickling project to work on together with. If both Brad Pitt and Bread Pete were invited to an English class to discuss about how to spell the correct word in English, maybe this would be an inspiring topic for comedy writers to search.

Thank you gentlemen for your silent applaud and for leaving this post unanswered.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Tori Spelling and plastic surgery

Who is Tori Spelling? Spelled t and o and r and i for the first name and s and p and e and double l and i and n and g for the last name?

She is an actor and anybody who is familiar with Beverly Hills Beverly Hills 90210 could find her there as Dona Martin.

Tori Spelling has nothing to do with wrong spelling if there’s somebody whose English is not his mother tongue asks about it.

If you ask her about plastic surgery, she might not explain in detail as it is written on Wikipedia: Plastic surgery is a medical specialty concerned with the correction or restoration of form and function. Though cosmetic or aesthetic surgery is the best-known kind of plastic surgery, most plastic surgery is not cosmetic: plastic surgery includes many types of reconstructive surgery, hand surgery, microsurgery, and the treatment of burns.

Tori Spelling has ever had a series of plastic surgery but has nothing to do with plastic recycle. She’s not going to give a lecture in your class about plastic recycling, that it is the process of recovering scrap or waste plastics and reprocessing the material into useful products, sometimes completely different in form from their ... etc,.

Remember, even though she has ever had plastic surgery it doesn’t mean you can persuade her to buy your plastic products and make a good sale. That’s not funny at aaaaall ….

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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Fun things to do when you're tired

When you’re tired, please make sure that you’re not asking yourself about any other medicines you’re taking. Forget about natural therapies and non-prescription medicine. Also forget about how to get the doctor’s prescription in detail.

Don’t think about cholesterol named High-density lipoprotein (HDL) which is often called ‘good’ cholesterol, but really it’s great. This cholesterol won’t lead you to a good sleep even if you murmur it frequently before going to bed. Making friend with this cholesterol will only puzzle you. Skip the suggestion: take it or leave it.

It is not recommended, either, that you keep questioning why a man like Robocop exists, while your real problem now is not to let yourself be ticketed over and over on the street.

You are tired, so have a rest. Imagine there is no debt collector waiting for you in anger by the door. There are no cats and dogs fighting after it has stopped raining cats and dogs. There’s no such a creature named sweetheart to have broken your heart and there’s no politicians to commit corruption anywhere around the world.

When you're tired have yourself tickled here!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

What is corruption?

What is corruption? (looking for comedy monologue 's script?) There's an awkward silence when your pets ignore this discussion. Corruption is obvious enough to make someone feels like Donald Trump. When you look at how business is practiced around the world, it's often not so clear what is corrupt and what is not. But it is very clear for the world to see how your feel when you’re broke or brokenhearted.

We don’t’ have to typically identify corruption with side payments, cronyism and nepotism if we still wet the bet. We may identify it with our grandfather’s mustache if we’re lost for words for this, mayn't we?

Corruption is activity that corrupts. It undermines the system in which it occurs. Because business systems can work very differently, different kinds of activity corrupt them. But when it comes to cooking ingredients you can slice corruption into three parts and together with a teaspoon of salt pour it into the pan and stir for around five minutes. Hey, what's all about?!

Want to know more about corruption? Visit Indonesia and ask politicians there the meaning of Katakan Tidak Pada Korupsi!

A tickling video about corruption:

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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Tickling poetry ....

Pregnancy, could be a good idea to put down humor on . Read on, I have something to present here:

Mommy, what’s your name?
It’s dark in here and I can’t find the lighter
I can’t even think what I should do later when I grow up uneducated

Please, tell me, what day it is
It’s so scary if I am destined to be corruptor
But, ‘whatever will be, will be’, that sounds like just take it for granted

Mommy, what’s your zodiac sign?
Should I become superstitious and go to the fortuneteller in my early twenties?
How about, there is no 2013?

I haven’t been a toddler yet, but I am aging
Must I cry out and keep hanging around nowhere and kick and hit you?
Can’t wait for my glorious teen

The whole part of the poetry is not here and I challenge anybody having sense of humor ..., you may outdo me to replace my 1st rank at

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Victoria Beckham and plastic surgery

Victoria Beckham's face is different from Asians, thanks to a recent trip to her plastic surgeon? Wrong context? What a distraction! It is not so tickling as seeing a male movie star exchange face with her. That’s silly!

The former Spice Girl admits that she had her breast implants removed in an effort to get back to a more natural figure. She never admits while doing so Robocop accompanied her and tickled her when she got stressed.

Beckham, who's marriage to David Beckham has become the breadwinner of the family or otherwise? This statement is suitable for a primary’s school pupils, perhaps. "No cheating guys," says the teacher.

"I'm a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have," she told Allure. "I'm incredibly ordinary."

Anybody who wants to be a normal-looking girl and make the best of what she has don’t contact 911 if your mother yells at you, okay girls?

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Friday, September 16, 2011

Comedy writer for hire?

Why  should a comedy writer be hired?

Nobody can answer this question in the jungle. Elephants don't need a writer, crocodiles never know what comedy means, and tigers are not for hire here.

But when elephants, crocodiles and and tigers start to tickle the newly crowned Miss Universe Leila Lopes, the question starts to reveal.

They are not scary. They are funny. They can dance and sing. They really like to make friend with human. Sometimes they think about how to tickle celebrities who live miles miles away from there.

The lord of the jungle may order any other animals to tickle Britney Spears, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Steward. Some of the beast may only want to tickle Obama, even though it is not quite secured. Only few would like to tickle Salman Rushdi and Stephen Hawking.

Why they dare tickle human and everything turns weird here? Because everybody called man has a child-like side. No matter how terribly serious a man is, he cannot escape from the need of relaxation.

Now you know as to why the jungle becomes lively, right? Because a comedy writer makes it up. So, why business needs a comedy writer?

It's the time for the witty to go to" the jungle" and discuss with me about things such as rewriting and SEO.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Leila Lopes crowned Miss Universe, hates to be tickled

Of course, newly crowned Miss Universe Leila Lopes hates to be tickled after being crowned recently, especially by a stranger.There's no news that she wants to hire a comedy writer named man2sting to teach her how to tickle celebrities' fancy.

Neither does she want to help promote a comedy writer for hire on the Internet. She wants to help her native Angola further escape a history of war and impoverishment and said she plans to focus on combating HIV around the globe.

Speaking in a timid voice early Tuesday shortly after taking the crown in South America's largest city, the 25-year-old didn't say that she needs a man like Robocop to accompany her anywhere she goes.

Once  a writer says about her, "I've worked with various comedy writings but not so many people know about me.What if I write about Miss Lopes being tickled? Will there be anybody starting to hire me?

"I know she works in the fight against HIV. She works to protect the elderly and she has to do everything that her country needs. But the possibility that she will come to my country to see me and to talk about new project of writing, that's nonsense!"

Responding to the above mentioned statement, Lopes said that she has never had cosmetic surgery of any kind and that her three tips for beauty were to get a lot of sleep, use sunblock even when it's not sunny and to drink lots of water. She said her smile was her best weapon in the competition.

For anybody knows the meaning of sense of humor, the latter disjointed paragraph is not for you to believe nor memorize.

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Saturday, September 10, 2011

man2sting, comedy writer for hire

Not much that I can say here, but blah ... blah.... blah ... and blah ... blah.... blah ....

The statement above might be the best answer to why you need to hire me, to tickle everyone's fancy in a silly way, since words don't always bring meaning to life, and what is called funny it is not necessarily to express something by making face.

You keep quiet may be regarded as funny by evil spirit. Why? Because, for example, while you're trying not to fart in a meeting, you do it but you won't admit it.

And you keep saying, "Not me!"

What is a comedy writer? According to Robocop, if someone can tickle him, he is okay to be hired. But can one do it? For those you can read between the line, will say, "why not?"

To tickle Robocop, all you have to do is go to and write there: Visit, you'll see Robocop learns how to swim with me.

If Robocop doesn't laugh, there is nothing wrong with it. You'll drive visitors to, at least smile with you. And if you're selling products on your website or blog, it means potential traffic.

Gee, there's not much that I can say here; only ... I'm not that good at it. However, there's nothing to lose to hire a witty comedy writer whose jabbers make you think and decide.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen for your big applaud. (And as usual for leaving the comment below unanswered)

Friday, September 9, 2011

Comedy writer to jabber, listen ....

Comedy writer for hire ...

Comedy writer for hire to tickle your fancy?
Comedy is part of life, writer for hire, trust Mr. Nurman
Comedy writer for hire alias man2sting, maybe not indexed quite often there on Google Search Engine or Wikipedia. And talking about comedy, a writer for hire to tickle your fancy is here.

What is it? Comedy writer for hire is no more than a joke of life? The word of comedy or of writer for hire doesn't belong to exclusive people. It doesn't belong to specific celebrites, either.

We are talking about comedy and  about writer and he is for hire. Comedy or writer if they are not for hire can make the world cry. It is not for serious people who think that comedy and writer doesn't connect each other. For hire Comedy writer for hire ... Comedy writer for hire .... Comedy writer for hire .... Comedy writer for hire ... Comedy writer for hire Comedy writer for hire, listen, this is just like a magic spell.

Nobody will listen to you when you echo this:

Comedy writer for hire  .... Comedy writer for hire ... Comedy writer for hire. ... Comedy writer for hire ....

Only the witty mind, or those who like innovation to get the point of why they need to hire a comedy writer who can jabber something absurd as above written.

Writers For Hire - Humor | - Writers, Authors ...
humor, writers, writing, for hire ... Comedy Writer for Hire Don't you just love to laugh at the ludicrous and ridicule the ridiculous?

The clue above is for anybody wanting to hire writers. You need a comedy writer? You come to the right place here.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Tara Reid hates being tickled!

“I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo.

Above is one of Tara Reid's quotes. So if you happen to know her, please ask her to visit this blog, because, ready or not, she's going to be tickled here. Yes, I just want to make sure whether she's going to swing from one tree to another or not for a bunch of bananas.

Every celebrity being tickled here must know that if he wants to be like a monkey when he gets tickled, it is not recommended to read the posts belonging to Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy while being tickled which is not necessarily done by a monkey..

Tara Reid will laugh if she is tickled. When she gets tickled, she gets pissed off. But she is not going to laugh if while being tickled people say, "Hey, you're broke and the monkey took your money!"

That's absolutely not funny!

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Sunday, September 4, 2011


According to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, tickling is the act of touching a part of the body so as to cause involuntary twitching movements and/or laughter. The word tickle evolved from the Middle English tikelen, perhaps frequentative of ticken, to touch lightly.

The idiom tickled pink means to be pleased or delighted In 1897, psychologists G. Stanley Hall and Arthur Allin described a "tickle" as two different types of phenomena One type caused by very light movement across the skin. This type of tickle, called a knismesis, generally does not produce laughter and is sometimes accompanied by an itching sensation.

Another type of tickle is the laughter inducing, "heavy" tickle, produced by repeatedly applying pressure to "ticklish" areas, and is known as gargalesis. Such sensations can be pleasurable or exciting, but are sometimes considered highly unpleasant, particularly in the case of relentless heavy tickling.

According to Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, tickling means ready or not you are going to be amused. Like it or not, you're going to learn how this crazy world needs to be tickled. But it is not recommended to tickle yourself physically. This way won't help you cope with stress, you add another one, instead.

Tickle, tickling, ticklish are just words,. It is nice to see these words tickling one another, and everywhere on the Internet such things can happen. This childish idea is not for scientists to elaborate; it's part of learning anyway. Yes, learning to make people happy by telling jokes.

A phrase like learning to tickle your fancy may not be included in a world directory or encycloopedia like Wikipedia, but things like in Wikipedia can be tickled if you know how. Just make sure, there is nothing so serious about it; it is for entertaining purspose only.

No offense, no hatred!

Happy tickling!

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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Jessica Simpson is An American singer, full stop!

Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980) is an Indonesian singer-songwriter, actress, television personality and fashion designer. Wait, she is not going to be tickled here, come on. Can you correct the mistake above?

Yes, off course, it's easy, right? Jessica is an American whose rise to fame began in 1999. Since that time, Ms. Simpson has achieved many recording milestones, starred in several television shows, movies, and commercials, launched a line of hair and beauty products, and designed fragrances, shoes, and handbags for women. There's nothing like the gossip above to tickle your funny bone.

Jessica has devoted time to philanthropic efforts including the remake of Robocop's original face? Come on there you go again ... don't be ridiculous. Never make up a tickling gossip .... Devoting time to philanthropic efforts are recommended for the rich, and after doing so, don't beg them  more money, okay?. Miss Simpson, please sing for us .... I can't stand living in a corrupted country! That's not funny.

A common story about Jessica Simpson is mortly related to product, fancy perfume especially. Many people are looking for it for such items are intensively promoted through the Internet  If this statement is to outdo other celebrity product maybe I am too much on this. Fashion products are the tool to beautify someone's appearance and again, there's nothing to tickle your funny bone here.

Once when I fancied my wife wearing celebrity gown, something occured to my mind: we haven't finished our last debate, not on Jessica Simpson's product, but on how I can make quick money online writing celebrity product. That sounds tickling. 

Friday, September 2, 2011

Tickling celebrities reminder

Mr. Robocop, remember, before you go sunbathing, don't forget to tickle the celebrities below, okay?

Tickling pretty one
Tickling handsome one
Tickling gorgeous one
Tickling brave one
Tickling beautiful one
Tickling ridiculous one

Yes, you're right, the importance of tickling celebrities is that you keep your existence and integrity; you are not going to freak out easily anytime you see them. Who knows someday they will freak out to see you without helmet and ask your autograph, instead.

Okay, I'll be right back, as soon as you finish tickling everyone.and see you there in the beach.

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Bad Celebrity Plastic Surgery? Not funny!

Here are some of the celebrities who have had awful plastic surgeries, according to Michell Jones, a Freelance Makeup Artist/Coordinating Director at Blue Diamond Modeling. Where is Blue Diamond Modeling located, anyway? Go get Google Map!
bad celebrity plastic surgery
Do you receive metal surgery?

Do you agree with the list above?

If you do, don't keep the list above under the pillow. And if you hate what those celebrities have done to themselves, you don't have to do the same thing.Plastic surgery is not for anybody having "bad' face but with snow white heart.Just remember Albert Einstein friend's quotation

Don't ever think that Jessica Simpson will ask Tara Reid to exchange face each other.
Don't ever ask Tori Spelling and Kenny Rogers to exchange nose each other. And don't ever believe that Janet Jackson plans to change her face with the one behind "the mask" of Robocop.

That's not funny! Well, instead of gossiping about bad celebrities plastic surgery, let's get out of this lion cage.


We and celebrities should scream, freak out each other?

Do you always scream, freak out, ask for pictures/autographs, etc, when you suddenly see a celebrity around? Why the celebrities never scream or freak out nor ask for pictures or autographs of yours?
They are just normal human beings like us, aren't they?
Why some people on yahoo forum, facebook, myspace, etc put their last name as a celebrity last name: Beiber, Lautner, Jonas But not Sarimin or Tukinah? It's because they have the same ancestor, that is Adam?
On Yahoo! Answers you'll find some people comment as below:
Because people get sick of their own boring lives and want to learn about people who have much more fascinating lives.
It's because there obsessed DUH,

They get super super super super excited to see someone thats famous because if they take a pic or get an autograph they can share it to all there friends on facebook and people will think there 'cool'.

This mostly happens with tweens or teens :P
well... celebrities are a big deal in all over the world. but I think one reason that people behave that way is because of advertisements. well i mean for example each actor that girls are crazy for, had played as a gorgeous, heartthrob guy in a movie and in that movie girls are crazy for them for example Zac Efron in HSM, Rob ptz in Twilight series, Joe Jonas in Camp Rock ....
You see?
and it's the same for actresses! like Rachel M
After all, the most interesting moment in life, maybe, if there's a time when you and celebrities scream and freak out each other.Like when we all see Robocop taking off his helmet and saying, "why don't you guys scream and freak out at me? I'm much prettier than Cinderella!"
Can't wait for that ...

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