Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Tickled to death?

Help him find a tickling blog. Not only it is to tickle his funny bone, but also to teach him lessons. A tickling blog which has a great deal of images and contains unique contents. He needs to read about golf or pool after being through those spiritual things, really want to play sports, far away in a remote area in a tickling way. But can he play in that way himself?

He is also eager to read about some reviews of tourism objects. He extremely wants to get out of his routine and be there right away and find a mermaid to tickle his tickling feet.

Help him, will you? Find him a tickling blog which is designed in a unique way to lighten the world with funny banners, header and widgets. He is searching over and over again on Google but gets no satisfying results. He surely needs your help.Well, what do you recommend? A tickling blog, a tickling website or a tickling forum? Or probably you would discuss it with a blogger whom you consider tickling. You might not know that perhaps he is ticklish himself.

A Tickling blog must surely be managed by a tickling blogger, that's one thing for sure. But a tickling blog is not the one to write many words 'tickling blog' as part of promotion below its header. A tickling blog is acknowledged by its contents which are usually unique, silly or odd. Do you think its funny with the acknowledgment: Hey, here is my tickling blog This tickling blog is for you to enjoy tickling contents. May be it's not funny but that's unique, don't you think?

So where can we find that tickling blog? He might say that there is nothing what is so called as tickling blog here in this remote area. Nobody when playing golf think about something tickling: Tickling blog, tickling blogger, what the hell is it?Why should we suggest him that he find a tickling blog? Does a tickling blog talk about spiritual matters? Spirituality is serious, nothing is hilarious there. If the one talking about it considered a tickling blog, it must write about spirituality as parody or satire, or only to mock something or somebody, am I right?

Don't promote a tickling blog. He doesn't even know the meaning of tickle your fancy or blogging to tickle your funny bone. Yes, he can read a tickling blog but this tickling blog doesn't benefit him. His story probably will be sensational to put to a tickling blog itself. He is not going to write a tickling story about ticklish blogger. Something what is so called tickling blog doesn't appeal to him.That he wants to read something from a tickling blog or find a tickling blogger to write a Tickling story about him on a blog is only his last hope.

His picture might not appear on that tickling blog, because it is not interesting later on after all is over.Tickling blog that he wants to find while facing death by a firing squad? That's his last request!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Tickling banner (part 1)

Tickling banner? Tickling ad banner? Check it out here.

Well, I've written a lot of silly things here. Also created a great deal of  images. Now it's time for me to focus on banner. Look at my kid thinking of something above which is to me is challenging. It's just a banner, a sample one. And on the right is my
narcissistic banner using my nickname man2sting.

Friday, October 26, 2012

The naugty tickling words

Find out here how the word "tickle" can screw up things; the word which sounds silly to put down in a story.

From the hot issue: American Presidential debate!

An alleged ticklish President Obama didn't have the heart to ask Mitt Romney on Monday night: what's wrong with an English phrase:tickle. Should idiom tickle your fancy be deleted by Ministry of Defense from the presidential dictionary as it is not part of the right word for a debate?

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Tickle your fancy

Looking for unusual celebrity stories? Looking for the ones to tickle your fancy? I have written many comedy and silly writings here on  Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, but somewhat doubtful whether the context that I write here matches the meaning of the idiom. Humbly, this is just a usual piece of work to share to the world, the free way any witty people can do: to express more and more ideas jokingly to entertain people.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Celebrity tickling stories?

Looking for some gossip? Or looking for some different tickling stories about celebrities? Check it out here:
  •  Stupid short story about Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise is ready to bust some heads as "Jack Reacher," He will tickle Jack Reacher but Jack Reacher will not tickle him. Because Jack knows it's not a tickling celebrity story that people wish to read.

tickling story celebrity
Don't tickle celebrities when you are in big debt!
  • Don't tickle me or my mom will shoot
Remember when Sylvester Stallone regretted making comedies like "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot"? He didn't think about having the same script rewritten by a blogger or hiring a ghost writer to write a tickling story about him. The film, according to him was a big mistake because his fans didn't approve of him making something so silly. I'm not sure whether his fans would like to read my tickling story about him regretting a loss of muscle due to age.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Christopher Columbus, from home to school

Lull your kids to sleep by telling the marvelous voyage of Christopher Columbus that he went to sea as a young boy, and spent most of his life at sea. The tale will lead them to the new world in their dream and this is likely a sort of dream Columbus had. Everybody needs to know about the history of Christopher Columbus, including kids. He is one of the most famous explorers in the world!

On different occasion ask them, “can you answer the question: who made four voyages to the New World, and yet he died thinking he had reached the Indies?” Kids at some school have been provided with some lesson tools and teaching aids which enable them to trace back to the time when Columbus explored at the sea, and therefore they can do more than only answering the above-written question. Surely schools have revealed Christopher Columbus as someone unforgettable. Whoever has read the epic of Christopher Columbus and the New World can tell what Columbus is famous for. Finding something he didn't set out to find is marvelous, for kids and for all this is such an inspiring lesson.

Columbus is well known as an explorer and navigator. He was born in 1451 in the Republic of Genoa, Italy. Columbus participated in several expeditions to Africa. 1492, He left Spain in the Santa Maria, with the Pinta and the NiƱa along side. He has been credited for opening up the Americas to European colonization.

All the big dream started apparently from Columbus’s thought that he knew the world was round. He believed that by sailing west, instead of current route east around the coast of Africa, he would find the East and the Spice Islands.

From home to school now kids can pretend that they soon become teenagers, go to sea, travel extensively and eventually make Portugal their base. That’s how Christopher Columbus did it, and it was here that he initially attempted to gain royal patronage for a westward voyage to the Orient - his 'enterprise of the Indies'.

Apart from the fact revealed, history brings about something more than just imagination. Perhaps, this is how Christopher Columbus best known in modern era. When the Internet provides what kids need to learn to support their study at school, seemingly the past and the present is real close. Lively interactive tools of learning available for kids today and that is just can easily found both from home and school About Columbus Day, A brief history of the holiday. Columbus Day Coloring Pages, where kids need crayon to color these Columbus Day pictures. Columbus discovering America, portrait of Christopher Columbus, the Nina, the Santa Maria, etc. Christopher Columbus - A Skit A 3 scene play about the discovery of America and many more.

Columbus is inspiring. Is he great, agree with that kid? Kid?

Oh, no! he's away at the sea!

Celebrities, recent stories?

Looking for some recent tickling stories about celebrities? Unfortunately they are not looking for the ones about you. They are the hunted, the source of information, especially about gossip people need to know minute by minute, day by day, time by time. One of the most searched tickling stories maybe about plastic surgery which creates newborn monster face's celebrity in the eye of some cynical public. This maybe my subjective opinion, yours maybe a celebrity's affair story.

Okay, what's the recent one? let's talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger "VS" Brigitte Nielsen, how about that? Too fussy over someone's personal business? Or .. skip it. Have you read Arnold Schwarzenegger's 650-page autobiography, Total Recall – My Unbelievably True Life Story? It may contain tickling stories about him if you may think that a hidden affair as the best part of the book is to tickle your funny bone. The first thing to say is that this is not a celebrity autobiography and this is not the one to shock the world. If you may think the statement about is tickling, trust me, I have never been in line to afford celebrity autobiographies and to compile the contents into something tickling and mock them severely.

Tom Cruise embraces an odd religion, is that another recent story? If you think this is as ticklish as himself, you may argue with yourself and yell at the mirror, "what is celebrity religion!" This condition won't happen with those being in a harmony with whatever religion their embrace. So, people may turn to more and more tickling stories about Tom's inharmonious life with Katie Holmes. The 33-year-old actress announced her split from husband Tom Cruise a few months ago, creating a sad story for the fans to keep up with..

Amanda Bynes isn't going down with a fight against anybody writing about her in a silly way. The What a Girl Wants star, who has been living in New York for the past few weeks, came to the spotlight recently not because of her tickling story about Cinderella learning to drive. She pleaded not guilty to two counts of driving with a suspended license. Her lawyer was able to appear on her behalf in Burbank, Calif., and there is nothing to do at all with the upcoming 2012 end of world rumor.

Or maybe you're looking for a recent story where celebrities tickle one another in the field, stadium or golf court. It's a sort of gala event to break the world record. If this is such a show, we may recommend it to the authority to hold it soon.Yet, the celebrities don't do silly thing as above written, they cheat each other!

Of the news Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson, which do you find absurd or tickling? July 24, 2012: Twi-hards everywhere are shocked by the news that Kristen Stewart cheated on her costar and longtime boyfriend Robert Pattison with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rubert Sanders. The actress issues a tickling apology and publicly admits to tickle Pattison for the first time just because he couldn't sleep lulled with a horror story. Waiting for the recent one?

Aug. 1, 2012: Robert Pattinson's post-scandal hideout is finally discovered, as E! News confirms that the actor has been holed up at his Water for Elephant's costar Reese Witherspoon's Ojai, Calif. and both decide to contact a blogger to write about this scandal.

Or else, forget about gossiping, perhaps you need more of tickling stories that you may find silly, ridiculous or weird on this blog. They are part of entertainment and you are free to laugh or not.
In case you forget, the celebrities are not looking for some recent tickling stories about you.

Monday, October 15, 2012

The Walking Dead, weird story!

As a tickling story goes in the farm, everyone has become clearly better at killing zombies. But Walking Dead' s third season is not something to tickle your funny bone, right? Just beware, if one or two of your family frequently has a tickling horrible dream about Walking Dead, you don't need to keep on narrating a story of ghosts to lull your children to sleep.

None of the familiar faces that you see in the farm using lethal weapons acting like Mell Gibson to retell the story of Gibson's heyday. You go the cinema, not to the farm, to find out about the new characters introduced in the ultra violent premiere of "Walking Dead"'s third season.

Her name is Michonne as you watch there and speaking about origin she came out of nowhere to save Andrea in the woods after the farm was overrun. She's not going to tickle your fancy by suck your blood while you are narrating a story about Columbus to your kids. She's trying to stay alive

This is part of tragedy in real life by copying what she's doing: she wields a razor-sharp katana and travels with a pair of double-amputee walkers to both mask the scent of her living flesh and carry her baggage and yell something to tickle your fancy: "No stories, guys!"

Does she mean Walking Dead is dull? Instead of making a sensation by decapitating two zombies with a single swing of her samurai sword, she just sits there in the farm wondering what such a situation she has with people expecting something unusual.

Will you be there pretending to be Michonne and help Andrea? She is very sick with a non-zombie-related illness. As Michonne, you are ticklish but never expect Andrea and the Sherpa zombies to place you in a cage then soon the tickling tortures be executed.

Everything in prison complex doesn't describe a story about inferiority complex. You see Sheriff Rick Grimes and his new sidekick, Deputy Daryl, stumble across the prison as the music turns up and everyone is dancing.

No more weird story, I believe, if you watch the Walking Dead yourself and compare it with this writing to prove art is universal and ... tickling.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Outsourcing, any tickling story about it?

It's a tickling story about outsourcing: It's not about the fault of a manufacturing company which triggers labors to rally on the street and yell at the government for the unfairness they've got. It can be a story about finding wages too high, quite tickling because the wages are not available in the company's catalog. How to cut costs and ends up moving production overseas; if this is not a serious matter to talk about, then outsourcing is really a tickling story.

Which part is it to tickle your funny bone? Do think it is funny when some American jobs were outsourced to China and the story about it spread all over the world inspired many labors, especially from developing country to fight for their right? Or about Chinese actors fleeing to America and then they try to outdo the local actors?

Outsourcing as part of evil does not benefit labors. Who says government created some 10,000 positions in the United States in the past two years? It's Another page of a tickling story book. Let's visit India, just learn if it has the same problem as any other countries in the world to face outsourcing problems.

But before flying there, do you agree that outsourcing is a fact of life in the modern age? It is said in North Korea, it is fortunate in having no private jobs to be moved. In Indonesia it forces labors to block a toll road.

Okay, no confusion. Here it goes the story of the world capital of English-language call centers. No matter how hard you search on the Internet, there are no wages to make you feel like tickled. If you don't know what it's all about then you need to speak an American style of English.

The story continues In the U.S., where each of the major party presidential candidates is pretending that outsourcing is a grotesque abuse that occurs only because of his opponent's heartless irresponsibility.

Don't you think it is ticklish about Barack Obama blaming Mitt Romney because Bain Capital shipped jobs abroad — a claim that found baseless? If you don't think so, another question is, why Romney accuses Obama of sending this information to a witty blogger. What?!

Take it easy, the latter, which is disjointed, is where the tickling story starts anyway.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Is Hugo Chavez really a dictator?

Do you think Hugo Chavez is the most controversial head of state in the world? As a dictator, he must be mean and pitiless, right?

But what is dictator in eye of art? It can be more sadistic than sadist itself. It can turn the definition into abstract and Hugo Chavez maybe considered a hero to meet the requirement of a national fighter. The one to fight for what he believes, so art is removed from this context. Let him talk about himself and others talk about him. He is part of all leaders everywhere in the world, making promises in order to get elected, few ever do what they promised, and many don't even make the attempt, if you may think so.

As for me I won't elaborate the meaning of democracy here to interfere other business. Hugo Chavez as a dictator is the same as an honorable Mr. So and So whose images appear everywhere in the city's billboards and banners. Be it corrupter or opportunist, people don't care.

Hugo Chavez was born to the son of working class parents who wish him to be dictator. How about this sentence? You may blame me for making up this entry. But Chavez true story is something that can be changed when it comes to political interests. Dictatorship in Indonesia, my country, for example, used to be wrapped in smiles and convincing development breakthroughs in the era of Sukarno and Suharto.

So we need to rewrite the story of dictatorship into something more worth-reading like the story of elites with their personal benefit. Not interesting? Okay, how about Chavez getting rid of his presidential limo and donated his princely presidential salary to benefit the poor? Wanna join Chavez driving a jeep and ask him, "are you really dictator, sir?" Would you like also to accompany him riding on the back of trucks with the people, or mingling with people on the street. If you say, what a strange behavior for a dictator! What a weird president!, you have come the world of sadistic. The world of perception! What is it?

You may find Hugo Chavez  in the shadow of hero or villain. He can be the one to combat dictatorship himself. He is the one often referred to in the U.S. as one of the most dangerous politicians in Latin America. As the President of Venezuela, he regularly acts against the Washington Consensus by implementing alternative models of economic development and social changes in the name of democratic socialism.

The way Chavez combat dictatorship is by getting himself into abstract, singing like that one people usually watch on Bollywood flicks.Make a convincing dance, gather with flocks and yell at the echoing rocks.When battles call for him, he will be ready with patriotism blessed by mothers all over the world.

Chavez is an inspiration!

Welcome to the world of fancy initiated by Mr Nurman who learns to be a dictator to tickle your funny bone.

Story to generate money

This is a factual and motivating story for anybody who hate to be trapped by a make quick money scheme piece of writing. But, first, as an adult you still like to be lulled to sleep by a tickling story? What kind of story do you like? Which do you prefer to listen now: stories to bring you back to your childhood or stories to inspire you to generate money online?

Once when a lion was asleep a little mouse began running up and down upon him; this soon wakened the lion, who placed his huge paw upon him, and opened his big jaws to swallow him. But, "... No way lion, I'm busy. It's not comfortable browsing only with a keyboard."

What do you think of the abovewritten story? This kind of story won't tickle your children's fancy, rather they say this is ridiculous and distracting, right? What moral can they get from here?

When you browse most of the pages of this blog you'll find no such stories suit your toddlers. The stories of distraction you may say and that's as what I call tickling. This is the art of rewrite and intended especially to those having a sense of humor.

Now skip the fable. I would like to share a true story with you about how to make money online without you getting trapped in a make quick money scheme. Maybe this is one of a few of serious contents I've shared here. Okay, first, what you need is focus. Then, look at you and think what sort of skill you can promote to others. If below part of your expertise then read on the story.
  • Web Development
  • Software Development
  • Networking Information Systems
  • Writing & Translation
  • Administrative Support
  • Design & Multimedia
  • Customer Service
  • Sales & Marketing
  • Join me here
  • Business Services
Once upon a time an employer paid me money for sending him a quick turnaround article as he wished. I had won the project beforehand and this was my first money on the Internet. It's not big money, no much to be proud of. But then I made bigger money gradually. Now it becomes the thing I can share here to anybody who believe can make bigger money than me.

This story is not a fable or drama, nor something fictitious. You may be the actor here to play to role. Good luck.

Stories for all ages

The contents of this blog are all straight and even safe for children to read. The tickling stories available here are none to tell about man tickling woman tied up in bed and tend to lead many to sexual desires. Maybe you find it is silly when you try to get the point seriously but later you get nothing but only distractions. As its name, Mr Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, its about a man who is learning to create tickling stories, writing, news and the like. Unfortunately, up to now I am not sure of the definition of me tickle your fancy; is it that I'm trying to make you like my writings. Put me into your own tickling story as dummy. Lol.

My children are save here, Mr. Nurman?
About me, the author, I have never been abroad, only know less what west culture is all about and the way humor is applied there perhaps applies oriental style. Many of the celebrities written here I don't know them well, surely hardly ever watch them acting or singing. I've got them from browsing, thanks to Google, Yahoo or Bing, and only recently that I know I need to visit the trend talked about anything on the Internet frequently. Hope there some tickling inspirations there, especially stories. Here is the "silly" blog belongs to the man who learns to tell jokes by writing or rewriting as what is considered tickling stories or something.

All of celebrities and public figures written here are part of parody and by no means to offend them personally. If it is called a tickling blog from its silly contents, weird stories, maybe people need to know the history of the make of this blog. The initiative of  me focusing on tickling stories is that I believe people everywhere in the world need something to tickle their fancy.Everyday we need to listen or tell stories one another, right?

A glimpse of the distractions

Do you consider a tickling story is a fact rewritten in an amusing way? Parody, satire, inlcuding the distraction of  any serious topics people talk about. Katy Perry, for example. Here are a few that you can find what I may call as tickling stories of Katy Perry as distraction. The famous singer who once came to Indonesia and (I just knew her from the internet the day before her concert began here). There goes the silly idea::"why didn't the promoter tell me about her arriving here?" And Justin Bieber, the most searched on the Internet, what's a tickling story about him? You name it. For his doll, song lyric to his you tube world record. All are many more to be considered tickling stories

Keep up with Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy and enjoy more and more tickling stories which never stop tickling your fancy. Anyway, when will that $ 1 billion send to my bank account?

Tickling stories?

Here is a list of tickling stories that you may find absurd, odd or hilarious. They are part of entertainment and you are free to laugh out loud or not.

There are still more. But unfortunately, it's getting late now.

Once you finish reading them, wash your hand and go to bed. Don't do the same mistakes again,okay? Don't wet your bed, don't ask your mom to put you in her lap and make her breastfeed you, you are an adult now.

How are you Mr. Nobody?

I know it's difficult to be nobody. You may act like Mr. Bean to make sure of people that you're alive. Isn't that extreme? Anywhere you go you feel like an alien. No matter what you do, surely nobody will address you with Hi Mr. So and so, "how are you doing?"

Life is part of game. Some become "somebody" other become "nobody". Today you are nobody tomorrow you are somebody. The best part of it is how you can play your role so convincingly regardless of the wish for Oscar award or CCN coverage. Never dream that one day Erin Burnett will come to see you, and from nothing to something, she tickles your funny bone and turn you from nobody to somebody. But who can stop us from daydreaming? Who knows you become Donald Trumps in a few years later.

Hm, that's too much, right? Let's think positive about becoming nobody. Mr. Bean who is a loser, troublesome and eccentric gives good example of how a coincidence happening in life which brings, on the other hand, a positive result. Really? Mr. Bean is not real but the brilliant concept behind it is not set by Mr. Nobody.

It is not an acknowledgment or a confession that I created a video entitled Mr. Nobody is .Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy to show you a sort of narcissism. It is just an expression, an image that to lead a simple life surely will help us to create happiness in our own selves.

However, If you disagree with "us" here, would you please let me know how to become somebody without having to write something weird like Mr. nobody.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits to tickle Brigitte Nielsen?

Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't say his affair with his family's housekeeper was the first time he cheated on Maria Shriver. He never says this is a tickling story of his life.

When he and Shriver were living together, the action star and former California governor never said that tickling each other is the best solution to all problems. As you know, he admits in his new autobiography to a "hot affair" with actress Brigitte Nielsen while they filmed Red Sonja in 1985Time magazine reports.

Schwarzenegger, now 65, never thought the relationship with Nielsen was something like playing soccer and when you fail to make a goal you tickle the goal keeper. The aforementioned statement is indeed not true. He never thought the relationship with Nielsen was serious and that the fling only convinced him to marry Shriver, he writes in Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story, according to Time.

Nielsen, now 49 wasn't with me the night I got a headache thinking about how to make my first dollar online. Millions miles away out there, she wrote in her own autobiography last year about an "outrageous affair" with Schwarzenegger but said she didn't know he was with Shriver at the time.

All is clear, never make up such a story, guys. Don't say that Schwarzenegger filed for divorce in 2011 after Shriver revealed her affair with Mildred Baena which produced a son, Joseph, now a teenager.

That's not funny!

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