Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Jessica Simpson tickle product

So many people are searching for Jessica Simpson's perfume, fancy review or stories. There's a trend to be followed and there's satisfaction to fulfill. The stuff is available on in the Internet and so is the market. It is not available in traditional market, off course, where people buy and sell vegetables down there in the alley. Even in Thailand you can see business is conducted on a railway, and both the train and merchants take turn to use the tracks.

tickle jessica simpsonBut, perhaps you can have anything fancy about Jessica Simpson, not necessarily in the black market, but everywhere from the traditional market, street market to the glamorous mall. Don't get tickled. Pirates are still the king of product, no matter how illegal the practice is. They are the ingrained virus which spread rapidly in a country, and you know the authority, they are nothing but a lame duck.

It is not a sin to love something. There's nothing wrong to adore someone and to like to have his or her belonging, but not to in spiritual perception or context, off course. Out of carnal life, product related to Jessica Simpson to tickle your fancy is hell. Don't listen to the envy or you may reflect on it?

The world doesn't care about duplication, lack confidence or copying attitude, but the Internet pay attention much to Jessica Simpson and products related to her. Britney Spears, Robert Pattinson or Justin Bieber. And the Internet gives more than what a person need. It is not one that people want to have, but millions are not enough to satisfy them. It is not the one to tickle your funny bone instead of your fancy.

Thank you Ms. Simpson.Will you accompany me shopping with Jessica. But who is she?

Monday, February 25, 2013

Tickling Story

Are there any tickling stories about product, a collection of business review packed in an amusing writing at work? The product is not a funny thing, but the illustration or the description might be something of laughable to amuse us?

tickling story
No, there are not, especially when you get stressed in a plenary meeting and your sales manager are setting an unreasonable target. However, you can create a story to tickle your own funny bone if you are a nothing-to-lose person there. At least fancy him as a loser who serves you a dish of ice cream for your tiredness of work. This episode is like an old silent movie played in slow motion. Very funny!

But then he hits the desk, to your surprise, and brings you back to your senses. Oh, no! That's too emotional! Still your weird story leads you to more sily things, like for example, seeing in your fancy your upset manager being chased by a dog when he is falteringly explaining how to boast a slow business. Not tickled?

To parody a product or to spoof it in a tickling story might sound not good for business, but to use parody, cartoon, animation, funny pictures to promote a product that what business people like to do.You guys haven't known things like video explainer or whiteboard animation can go to YouTube and click either one of these two keywords and see how tickling stories turn out to be effective enough for promotion.

Anyway, back to a fairy tale about the products you want to hear, where's the sales manager after he has served you with a dish of ice cream?

Is he chasing the dog now, instead?

Fancy Products to tickle your funny bone?

Sound weird to get fancy products to make you laugh. But, does it? Or not at all? It is an imaginative, decorative, expensive, something that you like, or when it comes to apparel, a sort of special clothes that you wear for a party where everyone dresses as a particular type of character or thing. Just say the definition.
fancy products

Some people favor fancy products, but off course, out of silly things. The one to tickle your funny bone, that's too much for a taste. Rather, it is a display of humiliation. Unless it's used for a parade or Halloween party, such a thing is only to put aside in Clark Kent's suitcase while your Supermanship is laughable.

What kind of funny products might tickle your fancy? Are they the ones printed on a T-shirt with list of celebrity sad stories or tragedies? Pictures surely will attract attention most, followed by satire, parody or humorous quotations,

To get fancy products on the Internet is a lot easier than to win a project of the like. Just think as if you were freelance artist like me. If I am wrong, you may try to hire me. Lol!

For a couple of years learning to tickle your fancy through this blog, such an idea of putting such extreme humor on a T-shirt, jacket, cup, pillow or backpack has already been long left behind, not in Clark Kent's suitcase, but may be in the draft files of this blog.

My Supermanship doubts such a product.

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Funny Blog of Celebrity?

To find a funny celebrity blog is easy on the Internet. More and more of it, maybe including this one, are available there with their typical spoof. But to find something to amuse you all the time you must think twice. Refrain from laughter.

Too much laughter will kill you. Is that reasonable? Why should celebrities tell their funny stories to you on a blog? No, they are not. Justin Bieber, Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie, etc, such common names to be used as a part of joke and they are not sharing their silly or embarrassing experiences with public.

funny blog?Bloggers work on it, so funny celebrity stories can be found easily as they are scattered everywhere on the Internet.

So, referring to the title written above and regarding your search, you can stress out here between, first, a funny celebrity blog created by themselves which is not necessary include their personal life story, and another one, off course the one you really want to hear from a talented witty writer about unusually sensational things from celebrities.

Okay now, think about jokes related to celebrities which are considered funny and therefore a blog can be categories as amusing. If it is out of context and you just cannot find something laughable here, I would like to say, congratulation.

For what? For not laughing! Welcome to the exceptional tickling blog!

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Funniest blog

The funniest blog is here, the one which has not successfully favored it's readers with its jokes. Only aliens regard it as a masterpiece.

What happens to the blog spoofing celebrities like Justin Bieber or Brad Pitt? It has been abandoned by its writer because he couldn't stand laughing at himself reading the funny contents of his blog. On the other hand, it is left by its readers as no quality contents available there.

funniest blogIs an article writing about awkward Cinderella a tickling one? Or the one saying Bruno Mars tickle nannies
meets the criterion as a funny blog? What a claim!

But that's funny: "hey, this is a tickling blog, page one is a joke about butterfly, page two is a about fancy island, page one hundred is you are being chased by a dog and the title is not supposed to be: Whether you feel tickled or no, it is a blog to tickle your funny bone!"

It is funny as zero comment it makes, it is an exceptional blog. It deserves such pride: the undoubtedly tickle your fancy blog! What do you think? The funniest one in the air!

But here? Where? Aliens haven't gone back from shopping, they haven't even subscribed to a TV channel in order to recognize Katy Perry or Robert Pattinson. What sounds amusing? According to any rule on the Internet, a funny blog must be a successful one, having a huge of traffic everyday and creates many subscribers.

Here? Where? The claim must be objective. The laughter must be sounded and continued, otherwise is only a piece of junk.

But, once upon a time a scavenger in Mars or thereabouts made a discovery: it's a laughter that he heard from a waste disposal.

He screamed, "A blog?!!!"

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

In remembrance of the King of Plop: a distinguished celebrity

Funny things needed to entertain you on the Net. Blogger wanted as well as unusual things to tickle your fancy: celebrity, public figures, ect. And not only that--you bet.

Anybody wanting to cope with stress will be welcomed here in Seldom Land to read all the accepted funny writing materials; especially those in the sulks and no way would they have themselves tickled by their routine. Blogs are excluded, but the writers who can parody celebrities are needed.

Once upon a time a blogger getting interested in this invitation paid a visit here and was given a chance to prove his skill to create a funny writing about celebrities. To his amusement, the spoof he had thought to be the funniest one failed to amuse Jichael Mackson, the founder of Seldom Land, well known also as the King of Plop, who urged any bloggers who had such talent to have themselves tickled here in order to cope with stress. Gossips of celebrity were exposed, but--silly!

However, Jichael started to laugh and laugh and laugh, not because of the content of the blog describing laughter as the best medicine--that's not funny at all! he only wanted to practice a great habit to anybody that laughter was indeed the best medicine. It can even cure broken-hearted celebrities, according to him.

Everybody knew that to prove laughter as the best medicine; Jichael had to have undergone a series of plastic surgery to change his irritated face into a friendly, not a funny one.The people in Seldom Land were advisable to tell jokes to Jichael's children who, on the other hand, were learning to create the best joke of the day to outdo the available jokes which might never appear on blogs nor read by celebrities.

Mr. Mackson with the whole family in Seldom Land was never tired to suggest everyone if they wanted to cope with stress, they had to be ready to be tickled by funny remarks and should have their own jokes to share with here. Be it about celebrities or anything ...

Ironically, the king of fun died last week of a stop-laughing failure leaving all funny memories that kept laughing all the time. Bloggers can't be blamed!

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Robert Pattinson, any tips about celebrity products?

Looking for products used or initated by Robert Pattinson? Tips for anybody who want to be just look like celebrity? But, where is the best place to buy them, Mr Pattinson? People today are hunger for fashion and pride, and they shop till drop.

First, we would like to know about what you wear Mr. Pattinson? What fashion product do you prefer as a handsome actor? Is it what people, especially your fans looking for? Is it as dark as what a vampire wears in a horror movie or is it pink to glorify Mr. Valentino at Valentine Day? You know better than other, right? Product related to Robert Pattinson are scattered on Google, agreed?

As Edward Cullen you are fussy over fashion is that right Mr. Pattinson? But Edward Cullen is not a celebrity. He is fictitious. He only asks where to buy the ticket to watch him being in action, don't you think?Anybody looking for celebrity products will find Robert Pattinson on shooting location, usually on Friday night? Not sure? Me, neither. But did you know what he did last summer? It's none of your business!

Need his tips?

Just make sure, you have done your homework, so that mommy won't yell at you. Then when you grow up here are the tips for you to find the best celebrity product in case you want to buy one. Never ask Robert Pattinson about it.

1. If you are a hillbilly don't get hilarious the first time you see Google's advertisement flashing in animation on the Internet. Just go to Google search engine and type: where to buy your desired clothes.

2. If you are a fashion designer and would like to review products of celebrity just get out of here quickly and go to your address bar, type also the related keywords of celebrity products there.

So, what's the conclusion?

If you don't have a sense of humor, better do as suggested at point 1 and 2. Lol.

Britney, product and you

Britney and fashion? How about that? You like to copy your idol's favorite apparel? When it comes to fashion products related to Britney Spears, you'd better check out this question: You know Britney? But Britney Spears don't know you. Well, that's out of context.

Now since fashion needs focus. the next question is who and what should we be talking about here. I wrote several times about tickling Britneys here but no fashion or product included. Just to put it to spotlight in case you haven't read the related post: The Confusing Britney, Britney Spears or Britney Tampubolon?

tickle britneyBritney Spears is no doubt a famous celebrity. She is a great singer as well as stage performer. Britney Tampubolon is the one may come from somewhere in North Sumatera, Indonesia. She may be a teacher, a salon owner or a fashion designer, etc. Both Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon have never seen me and I haven't seen them, either.

Now let me edit the rest: Britney didn't come to my dream last night asking about how to promote fashion products her fans are looking for. She appears there on the Internet wearing something for you to guess.

Now, if you think you know everything about the fashion product Britney wears, correct the following mistakes:

In her leisure time Britney likes wearing Supergirl costume and pink wig. At the latest X Factor USA she wore Indonesian batik. The first video clip she created, she was veiled over.

How Britney are you? Prove it.

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