Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Some Silly Reasons Donald Trump Hates Islam, Obama?

donald trump hates islam, obama
Do you know the reason why Donald Trump hates Islam? Or Obama? Once upon a time, Mr. Flinstone got bored living in stone age and thought about having money more modern than just piles of leaves. He left his family and explored a remote area only to find nothing but a cave. He entered the cave and arrived in a jippy in the era of what so called globalization. There’s the Internet, and suddenly he stood there in some place like cafe with someone who didn’t really care about his presence, thinking about some silly things that he had done: Being here, how come?

It doesn’t really explain where his whereabouts. But he finds some enlightment, money is no more than piles of leaves and this stuff is not compulsary anymore. People can use check, ATM, credit card, PayPal, Pioneer, etc to buy anything they want. He gets to know that there’s someone very rich there in America named Donald Trump. And this tycoon doesn’t have to use piles of leaves for any kinds of transaction, he has everything men don’t, having piles of money invested everywhere. Then, he read the newspaper why should this rich man hate Islam? And why Obama seems like to support Muslims all the time.

Mr. Tycoon’s hatred came from his failure to understand the religion as what most people think: Muslims cannot perform their 5-day prayer with Mr. Flinstone dress and their women have to cover themselves all over in hijab. This decency is what he might dislike, how can America, the greatest country with free way of thinking, become better morally and look old fashioned? And how come Obama has Hussein with his name, it’s a Muslim name!

There will be no rock and roll, all night long parties, no Ms. Universe, no Hollywood actions, no night club, no beer, no pork, is that right? Come on, this is America, really hate if its’ all gone! That Mr. Flinstone got bored living in a stone age and thought about having money more modern than just piles of leaves, that’s nonsense. Logically men living on earth to make a living and protect themselves from danger, so they need to cover themselves from evil. Is Obama leading a massive campaign to support what is so called barbaric religion, but to the convert, it’s so peaceful?

Perhaps Donald Trump suffers amnesia when he cannot see these American Muslim Heroes living even before Obama became President. But not sure if It is the herpes simplex virus – chickenpox and cold sores – that is most likely to attack the hippocampus and temporal lobe, the parts of the brain responsible for memory.’ Symptoms of encephalitis include a flu-like illness, exacerbated by more specific warning signs such as seizures or an altered personality.

Trump might be shocked to learn that America not only has a number of Muslim athletic heroes, but he has also met several of them. In 2007, for instance, Trump accepted a Muhammad Ali Award at a charity event in Phoenix hosted by the three-time heavyweight champion of the world, who converted to Islam in 1964. There was no sign that he hated islam. Trump even took a picture with The Greatest.

And ... Oh, by the way, where is Mr. Flinstone anyway? What?! He’s playing golf with Obama?

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Obama VS Clint Eastwood? a tickling hoax!

Never believe tickling news talking about hatred between Obama and Clint Eastwood. You see every where the media write: President Obama is still a fan of Clint Eastwood.

The president, in an interview with USA Today, suggested he was not offended by the actor's performance during the closing night of the Republican National Convention -- in which Eastwood engaged in a one-man repartee with an empty chair meant to represent Obama.

So never believe the following hoax or the made-up tackling story:

1. "I am a huge Clint Eastwood son's fan, the president said. "Not his."

2. "He is a great actor? No, perhaps tutor, and an even better conductor, Obama added without giving particular praise for his recent movies, which include ... "Sorry, but I forget."

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3. "I want to buy the memorable chair he talked to."

Both 0bama and Eastwood won't tickle your funny bone with this gossip!

Monday, September 3, 2012

Obama in Indonesia, the untold story

Here is the untold story. Even the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama--might be very busy now at the White House--never knows about this.The tale is only available on Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, the tickle fancy blog for all people in the world, especially for those having a sense of humor. It's one of so many readings you might enjoy to help you kill time.

Back then when Obama lived in Jakarta Indonesia as a child during 1960's, the black-and-white TV bored most of his neighbors so that they decided to have a colorful TV set. Everyone didn't have any options but to watch TVRI, the one and only official TV in this country.There were not so many stories told as intensive as what infotainment do today, no commercial break, no breaking news. But something untold will soon be revealed.

funny obamaObama was asleep in Menteng downtown that night when a car speeding up out there suddenly pulled over and the driver went out of and abandoned it and was disappeared in the dark of the night.There was a bright light coming from the sky and a big plate sparkling and disappeared soon, Laughter burst out in the sky, probably belonging to a witch. There was no report whether the man was missing, kidnapped or killed.The abandoned car was not there to attract the newsmen and everything turned absurd. The exact year was unknown and Obama didn't know about it. He was having a tight sleep, probably dreaming of becoming a child actor.

Up to now nobody seems to care about what's going on. Politicians keep busy with image building campaigns and people with their gadget and smart phone.Whether this account is true or fictitious, there's a popular Indonesian expression to respond such an issue, "emang gue pikirin!"And Obama himself instead of being curious of this untold story of his might giggle and agree with that expression.

Now, readers, choose the correct answer below to this question: what "emang gue pikirin" means?

a. Obama likes satay
b. What the hell should I care about?!

Thank you for visiting this tickle fancy blog everyone.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Obama's speech in University of Indonesia is questionable?

This morning on the way to work I saw a cordon of local police guarding Obama passing by the usually congested routes to the University of Indonesia in Depok. And soon when I arrived in the office, one of our local TV stations was preparing a live show for Barack Obama's speech.

Then on the podium Obama opened a speech by a small talk, "Pulang kampung, nih." (Well, I'm home now) followed by laughter--good start, good response from the audience! He continued by talking on various topics and when he jumbled it occasionally with bahasa Indonesia, again, a roar of amazement was heard.

Despite this, his speech drove many to question. "Is he real Obama?" "Why doesn't he speak bahasa?" "Is he selling a product?" Don't misunderstand me, that's what commercial breaks likely take effect on our life in Indonesia. Fake Obama turns out to be sold out everywhere!

Still his speech is questionable.

"Omong apa sih?"

"Kok pada ketawa."

"Pusing gua, kagak ngarti!"

See? Really, really questionable to those having a bad command of English.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Is Obama Muslim? 2 Tickling Reasons He Might Be

Is Obama Muslim?  Check out these 2 Funny Reasons which might tell yes, he is, or no, he isn't, or maybe. Yes, he has Hussein after his name. But wait, that's only when people misunderstand it. What is a name? What is so funny with Paula Abdul having surname abdul. She's not a Muslim. The surname Abdul doesn't have clear meaning. It needs Noun after it. If it's Abdullah, it means servant of god, and that declares a name of Muslim.

You may know this you may not: when one doesn't fast during Ramadan month, means one doesn't resemble obedient Muslims, who refrain, not only from food and drink, but also from sexual desire at this period. Is Obama Muslim? Does he fast? Maybe yes, maybe no.

Reason One: There's no report or news about him fasting or calling American people to fast together with him. But Obama might try to refrain from food and drink only until half day. Maybe that's the time when the recent communal shutdown irked him so much.

Now, just check some of these Islam-convert hoaxes: Justin Bieber? Up to now, there's no news report about him having a prayer rug at home.Paris Hilton? No veiled-over gown. Arnold Schwarzenegger? Never wishes to be a hajj. Julia Roberts? When she visited Bali, Indonesia, she had never learnt how to recite the Koran. Rick Springfield? He doesn't have sarong to perform a daily 5-time prayer. And Obama? Reason Two: Obama is never seen leading a prayer for these celebrities, but if those hoaxes never stop promoting him as a Muslim. He might challenge people to find out and he might ask himself why shouldn't I believe the hoax?

There's no compulsion in religion, so what's the fuss about? I think Robocop will never ever convert to Islam and change his name to Abdul Robocop Salam. When Barack Obama is presumed a Muslim on the internet we cannot blame Abdullah Google Search Engine Alim, thereby.

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Monday, October 25, 2010

Adam Lambert should not support online gay campaign

Adam Lambert should convert to Islam and start to fight against homosexuality. Whoops, who says that? Is it a sort of souvenir of his recent concert in Malaysia?

How about, Adam Lambert should not support online gay campaign despite president Obama has added his voice to support this on account of bullying case. Who has the right to stop Adam from doing something he likes so? Who says that by tickling his funny bone, Adam Lambert is a gay? It is not funny if we say Adam Lambert might go camping together with Ricky Martin someday.

What sounds funny maybe if the whole gays online are eager to tickle a blogger's fancy.

Hope, it's not me!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Obama and Osama turn out to be brothers!

Obama and Osama turn out to be brothers!

No big deal! The two most influential strong men in the world admit to coming from the same origin. That is human race. Their very first ancestor who is also ours is Adam.

Their popular names which are only distinguished by letters b and s surprisingly begin with the letter o which means “oh, they’re brothers! And also means, “oh, really?”

Back then, these two cute kids liked to play hide and seek in their dreams, romping around and exchanging pleasantries. Once Obama said to Osama, “I’ll see you in the future as an enemy.” Obama only giggled on hearing this.

As they grew up and lived very far apart, Obama found it was meaningful to reconcile with Osama. As usual Osama only giggled on knowing this. He only said calmly, “Dear brother, let’s make love not war.

How come! There was an outburst of laughter all over the world on hearing this, instead. You know—coming from those learning English as beginners.

More tolerant

Obama and Osama, in fact, have a lot in common. When it comes about patriotism, for example, they will take it into consideration. Among other things are bravery and dignity. How about indecency? However, Obama is more tolerant to have superheroes in his country wearing underwear inside out.

Oreally between Obama and Osama

No doubt, Obama is indeed the President of the USA. Osama is the Arabian fighter who is considered public enemy number one in the world. And Oreally? Who is Oreally? Not who but what; oreally is the typical remark of those questioning their idealism.


Will God fulfill his wish when Osama prays? He is a terrorist! But he begs by raising his hands open to the sky! Muslims agree that God hates terrorism, but He will answer every prayer either by “begging” or “gripping” as long as it is blessed.
One day, unconsciously Obama raised his hands open to the sky in an open space.
“Are you praying as Muslims do, sir?” asked his secretary.
“God is great,” said Obama. It looks like rain.”

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