Showing posts with label tickling article. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tickling article. Show all posts

Friday, May 29, 2015

Trumpet From The Sky Not To Tickle Your Fancy!

Baffling people from all over the world, the trumpet from the sky is not a joke. It's not Walt Disney's tricks to promote a new animated movie or a distraction of a political issue. It's a warning for anybody who believe in signs of God. You just cannot tickle your fancy when the Doomsday shows its slight sign.

You cannot dance and have fun with it after you hear one woman in Canada has recorded chilling sounds several times. Similar outbursts have been captured on countries around the world including the U.S., Ukraine, Germany and Belarus. What is the trumpet all about? Is there an alien in the sky which everyone think fictitious would like to start a concert with human beings? A tickle your fancy tale? Indeed, technology reigns supreme now. You may believe there's a mermaid ever caught alive as seen in a picture, she no doubt looks real. But you know what? As more and more people believe, the trick is revealed, that it's part of product promotion, uh-oh!

2015 is not the first time this trumpet from the sky ever heard. Would you be there with Aaaron Traylor back then in 2012? Aaron Traylor captured a recording in Montana in the U.S. on February 18, 2012, and said: 'I've had vivid nightmares ever since I posted the very eerie strange sounds that has Missoula talking and looking towards the sky; awful, awful nightmares.' Is this statement sounds funny to you? No jokes, no things to tickle your fancy. You need to believe that thing is real and that even Rock star won't respond with "We will we will rock you!"

trumpet from the sky to tickle your fancy
The Doomsday is coming, I hate you keep coming here
Unless you don't care about sins. You keep committing adultery, smoking marijuana, corruption and after suicide you resurrect and start to laugh, "Hell is nonsense!" When you think you cannot blow the trumpet of your life, the one only available out of the sky, the thing that you would like to do is kill God, because you God is no more a myth. What a tickling story! You play joke with Supreme Being and your religion is science. It's as what you call as brain achievement. 

It's all mystery. All needs prove. And even after an evidence and everyone is convinced, there's no statement of agreement. When you hate Scriptures and you think it's such a joke and what is told in Bible or Quran you may play your own trumpet blown to mock God somewhere far far away in the sky or heavens. You can tickle your fancy by doing it again and again but heavens will give no response, heavens will remain silence and heavens will challenge anybody using their brain to solve the mystery of life.

Monday, February 9, 2015

Why I hate To Get Paid $100 For A Blog Post

Really hate it when people pay me $100 for a blog post. But finding my Alexa ranking screwed up, that's really annoying.

The people are working hard making money blogging and I am too. They are trying to get all the way to get rich working from home and so am I. However, when it comes to earning the income as desired many will complain why it takes so long to make a great number of money on the Internet. As for me, my loudest moan is I really hate to get paid as much as $100 or more for a blog posting when there's a request of product review. And it's worsen by the unreliable report of ranking on Alexa.

$100 per blog post
Let's start a dream of having $100 per blog post
What would you do if you were in my place? $100 to turn down is stupid thing to do? Well, my blog post is worth $0000,1 to tell you the truth. Because I wrote mostly about spoof and is learning to write something serious about a product. But the more I get serious, the further Adsense will welcome me as a publisher. Because I write about poker? or gun? There's no invitation to gamble or kill a man, but there's a rule there to follow.

Well, I will bury my dream of having $100 for a blog post as Alexa just put my blog upside down in order to make money on their own. I think I'd better get back to nature, writing the things that I don't do for a couple of months: Jokes

1. Anybody wanting to get paid $100 for a blog post, please close your eyes and say, "mirror mirror on the wall, please teach how to optimize a kind of miracle--so called the law of attraction, and keep me in positive thinking."

2. Anybody to be fooled around by Alexa, please be happy with your ranking, because if you close down your blog, the world will remember you as a hero and people will pay you $100 in your dream

3. You don't have to yell at people on the street because you fail to get $100 from the Internet after 5 years blogging. Better help me spread this "amazing news" to the world, who knows you may get lucky finding a very beautiful angel in Nigeria.

Okay, now you know why I hate to get paid $100 for a blog post. If you don't get it just write the same thing as I do and post it on your blog as an experiment. Who knows people of the same fate won't laugh at you but instead think about hiring you as a genious.

Well, just learn to tickle your fancy, anyway.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Freelance Job's Done, Writer Is Picnicking!

Sorry everyone, don't envy me. My family and I are on picnic now. It's the time to relax after a series of long tiring day but fun, writing. There's a wealth of wonderful things for families to discover and enjoy while exploring Aberdulais Tin Works and Waterfall. But we are not there, even though some references on the Internet suggest that we spend the time to this best picnic place in the world. We just let the kids hunt for bugs and beasts or just lay out a blanket and lie in the sun. Where is it? It's not too important!

The point is how you can be like me, working from home only and manage so many freelancer writer jobs and you call it satisfaction, because it's fun and addicting--it might be one of your interests. Don't you agree with me, writing is such a nice thing to do to make a living from the comfort of your house, right?

Sorry, I need to meet the deadline, family can't wait for picnic
Sure it is, unless you have any other skills you can count on, like designing or programming, that will be a plus. So, thanks to the Internet, we, writers, are blessed by global markets and freelance jobs are on great demand now.

By the way, I've been thinking about a unique competition among us writers. Let me put this way: who can spend the longest time in picnic place while job's waiting at home, that's the winner, okay? What?! Not interested? Oh, come on, don't let more and more people envy us!

Saturday, November 2, 2013

No Joke, Send Your Kids To Summer Camp!

Send your kids to summer camp! Especially if you would like to follow Will Smith and Jada Pinkett who have been living separate lives, and have in fact, a sham marriage! Whoops! Kids should be saved from a family conflict, right? Don't let them mourn again and again over parent's affair. Let them find friendly nature and get engage in any kinds of activities improving their lives. Is it one of the reasons you should send to summer camp? Forget about this silly joke!

summer camp kidsWhy summer camp? You're afraid it's going to be a place you can make your kid(s) stronger, so that they can easily bully the smaller kids? What a bad thought! Just help them make friends, instead.They get to become lifelong friends with people they don't necessarily live right next door to.Your kid can branch out in the buddies he or she has. This is the place teaching children how to be more socially confident – something they can take back to school with them in the fall. Summer is real "cool"!

Forget about horrible jokes of cynical parents saying your kid will be subject to ridicule as he or she so far has become a spoiled homey kid or "how long will the lame duck survive?" You have something in mind and that's a positive point of view: Send them to, say, kids camps in ny. Get them active. Camp helps kids learn how to be kids again. No cell phones and computers there, so kids can truly take advantage of all summertime has to offer. It's fun. Their video games are converted to more challenging real games which forces them to get up – and get moving!

So, why sending them summer camp? Of course, it's not because you hate them clinging to your business all the time, it's because you want them to be able to boost self esteem, develop independence skills, develop interests, know the meaning of diversity and so on. And that's what you are now.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Tickling link

What do you think of a link which connects you to anybody ready to tickle you? That's silly. Instead the contents led or initiated by the link should be tickling to attract visitors, right?

If you have products to sell probably you need some reviews to convince your costumers, don't you think? Use "the magic link" or  buy blog posts which will fancy them so that they can get into a real situatiion which is profitable.

If you need banner, that will help too. But again, we focus on the link and we need to be smart with the link. Otherwise, you will only waste your time tickled by your own fancy.

Well, that's all for today, ladies and gentlemen, keep tickling!

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Cameras to tickle your fancy

There's a hidden camera to catch corrupters, the camera which cannot be silent. It talks and talks and talks. Don't you believe me? It says, "say no to corruption!" Again and again.

There's also a spy camera to keep up with your activities in case you intend to misappropriate the fund of the company where you work at. The spy camera can sing. You think I'm kidding you? This is how the song goes, "You are not alone. I am here with you ..."

I believe none of the optional cameras above you are eager to take to make you a famous person. Instead you get rid of them or sell them in case you're broke What you need is a video camera, a conventional or the more sophisticated one. Okay, now give me all your hidden cameras, naughty boy! Or my mom will shoot you! Lol.

A camera is a useful tool which can make you famous if you wish. Today access to popularity is easy, right? Just broadcast yourself on you tube and soon you follow Justin Bieber's step to success. Isn't that too easy? Only if you are sure and have a strong will.

Well, videotaping everything is fun. Just buy a blackberry, I-phone, digital camera and so on, and you can go everywhere taking pictures of everything you like. Okay, wait, while you're taking a photograph, I'll check out if my hidden camera has already caught another corrupters here in my country, Indonesia.

What?! You set a camera in my bathroom? I'm 99 years old!

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Outsourcing, any tickling story about it?

It's a tickling story about outsourcing: It's not about the fault of a manufacturing company which triggers labors to rally on the street and yell at the government for the unfairness they've got. It can be a story about finding wages too high, quite tickling because the wages are not available in the company's catalog. How to cut costs and ends up moving production overseas; if this is not a serious matter to talk about, then outsourcing is really a tickling story.

Which part is it to tickle your funny bone? Do think it is funny when some American jobs were outsourced to China and the story about it spread all over the world inspired many labors, especially from developing country to fight for their right? Or about Chinese actors fleeing to America and then they try to outdo the local actors?

Outsourcing as part of evil does not benefit labors. Who says government created some 10,000 positions in the United States in the past two years? It's Another page of a tickling story book. Let's visit India, just learn if it has the same problem as any other countries in the world to face outsourcing problems.

But before flying there, do you agree that outsourcing is a fact of life in the modern age? It is said in North Korea, it is fortunate in having no private jobs to be moved. In Indonesia it forces labors to block a toll road.

Okay, no confusion. Here it goes the story of the world capital of English-language call centers. No matter how hard you search on the Internet, there are no wages to make you feel like tickled. If you don't know what it's all about then you need to speak an American style of English.

The story continues In the U.S., where each of the major party presidential candidates is pretending that outsourcing is a grotesque abuse that occurs only because of his opponent's heartless irresponsibility.

Don't you think it is ticklish about Barack Obama blaming Mitt Romney because Bain Capital shipped jobs abroad — a claim that found baseless? If you don't think so, another question is, why Romney accuses Obama of sending this information to a witty blogger. What?!

Take it easy, the latter, which is disjointed, is where the tickling story starts anyway.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Is Hugo Chavez really a dictator?

Do you think Hugo Chavez is the most controversial head of state in the world? As a dictator, he must be mean and pitiless, right?

But what is dictator in eye of art? It can be more sadistic than sadist itself. It can turn the definition into abstract and Hugo Chavez maybe considered a hero to meet the requirement of a national fighter. The one to fight for what he believes, so art is removed from this context. Let him talk about himself and others talk about him. He is part of all leaders everywhere in the world, making promises in order to get elected, few ever do what they promised, and many don't even make the attempt, if you may think so.

As for me I won't elaborate the meaning of democracy here to interfere other business. Hugo Chavez as a dictator is the same as an honorable Mr. So and So whose images appear everywhere in the city's billboards and banners. Be it corrupter or opportunist, people don't care.

Hugo Chavez was born to the son of working class parents who wish him to be dictator. How about this sentence? You may blame me for making up this entry. But Chavez true story is something that can be changed when it comes to political interests. Dictatorship in Indonesia, my country, for example, used to be wrapped in smiles and convincing development breakthroughs in the era of Sukarno and Suharto.

So we need to rewrite the story of dictatorship into something more worth-reading like the story of elites with their personal benefit. Not interesting? Okay, how about Chavez getting rid of his presidential limo and donated his princely presidential salary to benefit the poor? Wanna join Chavez driving a jeep and ask him, "are you really dictator, sir?" Would you like also to accompany him riding on the back of trucks with the people, or mingling with people on the street. If you say, what a strange behavior for a dictator! What a weird president!, you have come the world of sadistic. The world of perception! What is it?

You may find Hugo Chavez  in the shadow of hero or villain. He can be the one to combat dictatorship himself. He is the one often referred to in the U.S. as one of the most dangerous politicians in Latin America. As the President of Venezuela, he regularly acts against the Washington Consensus by implementing alternative models of economic development and social changes in the name of democratic socialism.

The way Chavez combat dictatorship is by getting himself into abstract, singing like that one people usually watch on Bollywood flicks.Make a convincing dance, gather with flocks and yell at the echoing rocks.When battles call for him, he will be ready with patriotism blessed by mothers all over the world.

Chavez is an inspiration!

Welcome to the world of fancy initiated by Mr Nurman who learns to be a dictator to tickle your funny bone.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits to tickle Brigitte Nielsen?

Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't say his affair with his family's housekeeper was the first time he cheated on Maria Shriver. He never says this is a tickling story of his life.

When he and Shriver were living together, the action star and former California governor never said that tickling each other is the best solution to all problems. As you know, he admits in his new autobiography to a "hot affair" with actress Brigitte Nielsen while they filmed Red Sonja in 1985Time magazine reports.

Schwarzenegger, now 65, never thought the relationship with Nielsen was something like playing soccer and when you fail to make a goal you tickle the goal keeper. The aforementioned statement is indeed not true. He never thought the relationship with Nielsen was serious and that the fling only convinced him to marry Shriver, he writes in Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story, according to Time.

Nielsen, now 49 wasn't with me the night I got a headache thinking about how to make my first dollar online. Millions miles away out there, she wrote in her own autobiography last year about an "outrageous affair" with Schwarzenegger but said she didn't know he was with Shriver at the time.

All is clear, never make up such a story, guys. Don't say that Schwarzenegger filed for divorce in 2011 after Shriver revealed her affair with Mildred Baena which produced a son, Joseph, now a teenager.

That's not funny!

Saturday, September 29, 2012

How are you, Mr. Nobody?

I know it's hard to be nobody. You may act like Mr. Bean to make sure of people that you exist. Isn't that extreme? Anywhere you go you feel like an alien. No matter what you do, surely nobody will address you with Hi Mr. So and so, how are you doing?

Life is part of play. Some become "somebody" other become "nobody". Today you are nobody tomorrow you are somebody. The best part of it is how we can play our role so convincingly regardless of the wish for Oscar award or CCN coverage. Never dream that one day Erin Burnett will come to interview you, and from nothing to something, she tickles your fancy and turn you from nobody to somebody. But who can stop us from daydreaming? Who knows you become Donald Trumps in a few years to go.

Hm, that's too much, huh? Let's think positive about becoming nobody. Mr. Bean who is a jerk, annoying and eccentric gives good example of how a coincidence happening in life which brings, on the other hand, a positive result. Really? Mr. Bean is fictitious but the brillian concept behind it is not set by Mr. Nobody.

It is not an acknowledment or a cofession that I created a video entitled Mr. Nobody is .Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy to show you a sort of narcissism. It is just an expression, a picture that to lead a simple life surely will help us to create happiness in our ownselves.

However, If you disagree with "us" here, would you please let me know how to become somebody without having to write something like Mr. nobody.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Stories for all ages

The contents of this blog are all decent and even safe for children to read. The tickling stories available here are none to tell about man tickling woman tied up in bed and tend to lead many to sexual fantasies. Maybe you find it is weird when you try to get the point seriously but later you get nothing but only distractions. As its name, Mr Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, its about a man who is learning to create tickling stories, writing, news and the like. Unfortanately, up to now I am not sure of the real meaning of me tickle your fancy; is it that I'm trying to make you like my writings. Put me into your own tickling story as dummy. Lol.

My children are save here, Mr. Nurman?
About me, the author, I have never been abroad, only know less what west culture is all about and the way humor is applied there perhaps follows oriental style. Many of the celebrities written here I don't know them well, surely hardly ever watch them acting or singing. I've got them from browsing, thanks to Google, Yahoo or Bing, and only recently that I know I need to visit the trend talked about anything on the internet frequently. Hope there some tickling inspirations there, especially stories. Here is the "weird" blog belongs to the man who learns to tell jokes by writing or rewriting as what is considered tickling stories or something.

All of celebrities and public figures written here are part of parody and by no means to offend them personally. If it is called a tickling blog from its silly contents, weird stories, maybe people need to know the history of the make of this blog. The initiative of  me focusing on tickling stories is that I believe people everywhere in the world need something to tickle their fancy.Everyday we need to listen or tell stories one another, right?

A glimpse of the distractions

Do you consider a tickling story is a fact rewritten in an amusing way? Parody, satire, inlcuding the distraction of  any serious topics people talk about. Katy Perry, for example. Here are a few that you can find what I may call as tickling stories of Katy Perry as distraction. The famous singer who once came to Indonesia and (I just knew her from the internet the day before her concert began here). There goes the silly idea::"why didn't the promoter tell me about her arriving here?" And Justin Bieber, the most searched on the Internet, what's a tickling story about him? You name it. For his doll, song lyric to his you tube world record. All are many more to be considered tickling stories

Keep up with Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy and enjoy more and more tickling stories which never stop tickling your fancy. Anyway, when will that $ 1 billion send to my bank account?

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes, what's happening dear?

The following is not tickling news about her. First, why has Amanda officially been asked to put away her car keys. This warning is supposed to be heard by any speed demons all over the world, right? Second, why she preferred to get behind the wheel while I preferred to get before the computer. Whoops!

On Wednesday, Ms. Bynes, 26, was ordered by L.A. Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel not to drive without a valid driver's license, PEOPLE confirms. But on Thursday night, she got behind the wheel, driving around West Hollywood and tapping a parked car with the bumper of her black BMW 5-series, TMZ reports.

On Sunday, the former child star was stopped by an alien asking her for autograph. Amanda then gave him a note saying that she was born on April 3, 1986. The alien woke up afterwards from what's supposed to be called a good dream without anyone know of his whereabouts.

Do you alien stories?
He asked me, "Mr. Nurman, are you learning to tickle everyone's fancy? How did you about Amanda Bynes?"

"Off course, I know her from the Internet. From the news, but it's not tickling news! Bynes appeared in several successful television series, such as All That and The Amanda Show, on Nickelodeon in the mid to late 1990s and early 2000s, and in 2002, she starred in the TV series, What I Like About You, right?" I replied.

"So you're going to write a tickling news about her?" the Alien asked me. Before I said anything, I was awakened by what it's supposed be called a weird hallucination

Friday, September 14, 2012

Men in black, are you included?

Are you part of men in black? Are you included?

Do you mean men in black here a science fiction action comedy film directed by Barry Sonnenfeld starring Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Linda Fiorentino, Vincent D'Onofrio, Rip Torn and Tony Shalhoub, Mr Nurman?

What do you think? Off course not. It's not about what you presume to be the one based on the Men in Black comic book series by Lowell Cunningham which was originally published by Aircel Comics. There are no creature effects to scare you nor disgusting makeup.

Men in black, this is what we see every day: they are here and there and keep something from one another. They are part of modern life, always try to keep up with the newest life style, and what they do is what we do too. If you feel not included here so keep off your smart phone. Can you get rid of your "autism"?

So you get the point of "black" here, and if yours is black too welcome to the community. Men in black community, will you be included here? No, I am not the founder of this community, we build it ourselves. Automatically. Or if you haven't got any black yet, here are my recommendation:

Buy one and if you like, add my pin below this page to your contact, in case you would share with me how to turn our "autism" to productivity just as I do; browse with it, copy and paste, rewrite and make money. Especially if you have a good sense of humor, we have something in common to improve our life, no matter what color it is.

Sure, we cannot blame on the technology by no means.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Neil Amstrong, the untold story?

Four years blogging, Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy is reviewing and improving its content, we are sorry for this inconvenience, this story has already been moved to:

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Cellulite, a tickling story?

I'm free from cellulite!
It's not just overweight people (especially women) that suffer from cellulite, according to Fitness magazine reports, nearly 90 percent of all women have cellulite. Only one person on earth who doesn't have cellulite problem as he is everlasting protected: Robocop! That's the tickling story about. Lol

Cellulite is not a tickling incident happening to people who don't care about their body. It's the bumpy, crumpled skin that shows up most commonly on the thighs and rear. Though there's no real cure for cellulite, there are several ways to make it temporarily disappear.

Here is the tickling story how cellulite develops…Beneath the surface of our skins, there are inner beauty which usually cries out every morning: "mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most prettiest woman on earth?" If you believe so, you can skip reading this article, but if you're serious to know more about cellulite and want to get rid of cellulite in you, just go on ...

Beneath the surface of our skins, `we have a fatty tissue that sits on a firm layer of collagen connective tissue. Before cellulite shows up, the outer surface of the skin is smooth and supple (no bumps and no ridges). The fatty tissue beneath the skin is also smooth which causes no bumps to show. The fatty layer just below your skin is (and remains) smooth and flexible as long as the fat cells remain strong, healthy and elastic inside.

The dimply, bumpy texture we call cellulite begins to occur when the structure of the fat cells begin to weaken. When the cell walls weaken, the cells begin to "sag" and this "sagging" is what accounts for the "orange peel" look of cellulite to develop. The weaker the cells become, the worse the sagging and the worse the cellulite looks.

How to make cellulite disappear..

Losing weight doesn't make cellulite vanish, but building muscle in the right places can make it look that way. When you’re working out, add strength training to your workout, and look for exercises that build muscle in areas where you have cellulite. Adding muscle in those spots will make your skin look tighter and firmer.

Creams containing caffeine are known to make cellulite vanish for a few hours. Caffeine tightens your skin, while the strong rubbing you use to apply it increases blood flow to minimize lumps and bumps. Unfortunately this is a short term fix so you will need to reapply the cream later in the day if you want to keep cellulite hidden for the evening.

Your skin will respond better to cellulite treatments if you exfoliate first, it is important that dead skin cells do not get in the way of ingredients trying to enter cellulite-prone areas. Though you can use a scrub, a natural-bristle brush is very good as it allows you to rub vigorously over the cellulite-dimpled areas of your skin before your shower.

This deep-tissue massage makes cellulite temporarily disappear. It does this by breaking up the lumpy sections of fat into a smoother mass. It is said that increased circulation makes cellulite less noticeable. By doing deep knee-to-chest stretches three times a week you can help reduce cellulite lumps.

Care about your body? Try the product my friends have tried successfully and the one I recommend here.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Weird names? Celebrities?

Below are 10 weird names taken after the celebrities, also those spelled mistakenly; not recommended at all to name your new-born baby after them. (Sorry, mostly in Indonesian sense)

1. Bread Pete, instead of Brad Pitt
2. Johnny Depth or Johnny Death or Johnny Deep Inside My heart, instead of Johnny Depp.
3. Mike Tissue, instead of Mike Tyson.
4. Katy Perish, instead of Katy Perry.
5, Mak Dona, instead of Madonna (Indonesian: Mak means Madam)
6. Justin Bibir or Justin Bebek instead of Justin Bieber.(Indonesian: Bibir means lips, bebek means duck)
7. Arnold Suasanaseger instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger (Indonesian: Suasana seger means fresh atmosphere)
Am I a handsome Bread Pete?
8. Lady Gagap instead of Lady Gaga (Indonesian gagap means stutter)
9. Robert Parkingson instead of Robert Pattinson
10. Leonardo Di Cappuccino instead of Leonardo Di Caprio.

You want to add to this list, be my guest!

Friday, June 29, 2012

How to master English in a day: a tickling tip?

English seems difficult to some. Why? Because they somehow find its structure or grammar like mathematical formula. They think anytime they want to speak, they need to avoid mistakes by following the rule of linguistic. This happens in Indonesia, my country, where English is a foreign language here.

Off course, we use Tenses to clarify some happenings, events or period or times talked about, to avoid misunderstanding. However, the stress is not here, in order to enable us to build our courage to speak the language. The focus should not on the use of the language, but on the usage of the language, meaning we should get involve in a real drama rather than on structural description.

There's no miracle as to how to master English in a very short time. But there's a way to spend efficient time to improve it when you're familiar with the right method. Check out this video, only when you are aware of something better that inspire you later than only dreaming.

Recommended book for English learners

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

The day when Erin Burnett interviewed me?

She knew Mr. Nurman learns to tickle everyone's fancy. But she didn't know what to do to combat corruption in Indonesia with Mr. Nurman's help.

"Indonesia lost as much as Rp 2.13 trillion ($238.6 million) to corruption in 2011, Ms. Burnett," I said to her, quoting from the Jakarta Globe.

She raised her eyebrow. Sitting on a sofa, holding a smart phone, she paid fully attention to me.

“I don't agree if it is said that our corruption practices are actually still quite primitive and therefore easy for auditors to track," I went on.


"Because auditors are on vacation now."

"Excuse me?"

"Maybe they are in Virginia now.  It is beautiful in the fall. They might visit Monticello, Thomas Jefferson's home,. It is gorgeous when the leaves turn and you can watch football there."

"Mr. Nurman, may I ask you something?"


"Why are you so confident that I am now interviewing you. I am not! Now I wake up!"

"No I won't. I'll ..."


"I'll be committing corruption too. Help ... help me."

"I can't help you."

"Why can't you?"

"You know, I am not Erin Burnett and get rid of your illusion!"

And the next morning I didn't see Erin Burnett anymore on a dangling LCD TV in a lobby as I usually see before entering the lift to work..But good news is, a fortuneteller told me that someday Erin is going to interview me, because I am unique.

When I confirmed it, she said, "Yeah, maybe Erin and so and so.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Justin Bieber, bahasa Indonesia and the course

Did Justin Bieber know that Indonesian (Bahasa Indonesia) is the official language of Indonesia? Don't ask him that question when he is singing and dancing on stage. How well does he know bahasa? Rather than say it is Indonesian, it is well known by foreigners as bahasa (the language).

Now, remember Justin Bieber's concert in Indonesia, April 23 2011?--I wrote the similar theme here about a year ago. He sang in English. he danced like an Englishman and the way he thought referred to English-speaking community. But suddenly he spoke bahasa:

"Saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia" (I can speak Indonesian language)
"Ya, saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Siapa bilang saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia?"
"Saya sungguh-sungguh bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Kalau saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia, saya tidak akan mau berbahasa Indonesia."

Any question?

Ada pertanyaan?

Kenapa tiba-tiba Anda bisa berbicara bahasa Indonesia, Justin?

Why all of a sudden you are able to speak Indonesian, Justin?

He might say, "I don't know, ask the crazy blogger." 

The silly one as written above reminds me of a friend who probably will give solution to anybody wanting to master Indonesian language. If you want to know the meaning of the stressing phrases above you may visit Bahasa corner and ask my friend about it.

One suggestion, if you happen to be in Indonesia now, especially in Jakarta, the capital, try to ask the local the meaning of "Katakan tidak pada korupsi!" I am sick of asking this question to politicians. Lol.

Monday, February 6, 2012

How to seo? (in a tickling way)

Did you know how to seo? I didn't until I found something that changed my mind. I said, yes I did. It's a two-year journey of blogging--a process and progess. The simple thing how to optimize your website on Google first page is to write something relevant to your web or blog contents and stick to the keyword(s).

And play with it, be an artist, just as what I do. I like tickle, tickling, tickling story, tickling article, tickling blog, tickle blogger or whatever tickle. Think about what attract attentions. I like celebrities (to tell the truth I don't know a few of them, but I just like to put the name here) Then there they are: tickle Britney Spears, tickle Katy Perry, tickled, tickling, ticklish whatever before the name of the famous.

Now you check on Google for those tickling keywords, especially tickling blogger, tickling blog, tickling article and tickling story--tickling can be replaced by tickle or tickled. It's mine, Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy on the first page of Google USA on the first or second row for the keyword tickling blogger, Check out other tickling things.

Now, if you have something in common with me, you can do as what I do with your own keyword. Otherwise if you don't have enough time to rank your website/blog to Google, be my guest --- hire me on You are selling something? you need a lot of visitors to your site or blog, and you may try something silly which is actually not! Be witty ...

Good luck guys.

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