Showing posts with label tickling blogger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tickling blogger. Show all posts

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Weird blog considered tickling?

What are people looking for on the Internet, tickling blog contents? Maybe. Quite often they come across something unexpected and distracted but tickling. Be they stories, news, images or make quick money scheme, all don't give what they expect, but laughable and make them want to stay long. What a distraction! This is the blog every blogger wants one thing for sure.

The most popular human on the Internet nowadays, based on a keyword survey, is Justin Bieber. And there are a great number of  blogs or sites covering tickling news or stories about him. There are many writings or rewrites to attract visitors to come to a site or a blog and this is part of blogger's routine. Anything about Bieber attracts attention. Songs, off course, personal life, lifestyle, goals in life, interview, concert, quote, etc. By the way, Ever heard of Justin Bieber's quote: "There is always someone who is going to say something, make up something. Try to bring you down. Kill 'em with kindness."

To a creative blogger, the quote written above can be something unique to tickle your fancy. If it is put to a blog and the blogger can amuse people by rewriting it in a silly way, sure it does. More and more people eager to know about Justin Bieber's updates, be curious to find out about Katy Perry's whereabouts, (is she in Bali now?) be informed over Nicolas Cage's debt and other celebrities' gossips. Day by day they visit related blogs. Time by time bloggers update their blog contents. They keep up with the news, surely think about how to create something tickling to attract visitors.

A tickling blog is created, updated and uploads more and more contents which is considered tickling or ticklish. And now you are here at one of the tickling blogs available on the Internet. But here you won't find something as a wrong perception as what I've got in the beginning of establishing this blog. Somebody commented, "No offense, Mr. Nurman, but your blog tittle Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy and its url as if it shows that you are a gay or something?

Quite a tickling comment! What can I say? In fact, here you won't find something visible for restricted age.No pictures of man and woman in bed tickling each other. Nothing to rouse fashion, desire and fantasy. No nudity. Children, even toddler will be save when they came across this blog. They can even feel encouraged to create their own tickling stories--or even a tickling blog.

Maybe my blog is a weird blog or something, as many of the contents are not focused on detail, many of them  rewriting weird things about celebrities, public figures and some recent trends. I know there are much to be fixed, but I really appreciate comment, suggestion and the like to help me, as a non-native English speaking person who learned English autodidact to improve the contents to tickle everyone's fancy. Or thinking about donation? It's been 3 years to learn to make people around the world happy. Thanks

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Monday, November 1, 2010

Tony Blair converts to Islam?

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair converts to Islam? This is not hot news, because up to now there's no official announcement about it. But Lauren Booth, his sister in-law has just embraced this religion. And after the conversion, a cynical remark may say, who's next? Prince Charles?

However, Charles belongs to the kingdom, the symbol of nobility of England. If he were to go pilgrimage to Mecca someday, it is a sort of tickling fate. But who knows if the late Michael Jackson might have converted to Islam and as this would also affect his fans, he was secretly murdered? No tickling fate at all!

Is Rowan Atkinson next, to be the one having a prayer rug at home? He may ask Mr. Bean about it, don't you think?

For a sensitive matter, Lauren Booth doesn't have to get "all rights preserved" to be the first to write about Tony Blair's conversion to Islam. And Tony Blair doesn't have to take an ablution before performing a daily five-time prayer--whoops, I mean his daily prayer based on his current faith.

What do you think about it, Robocop?

Monday, October 25, 2010

Adam Lambert should not support online gay campaign

Adam Lambert should convert to Islam and start to fight against homosexuality. Whoops, who says that? Is it a sort of souvenir of his recent concert in Malaysia?

How about, Adam Lambert should not support online gay campaign despite president Obama has added his voice to support this on account of bullying case. Who has the right to stop Adam from doing something he likes so? Who says that by tickling his funny bone, Adam Lambert is a gay? It is not funny if we say Adam Lambert might go camping together with Ricky Martin someday.

What sounds funny maybe if the whole gays online are eager to tickle a blogger's fancy.

Hope, it's not me!

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Justin Bieber dolls to tickle your fancy for the holidays?

Justin Bieber dolls are coming to a toy store near you this holiday season. "But you can't buy them, my kids, and I'm not suggesting you buy one."

The dolls, dressed in the singer's signature looks from those music videos, from a leather jacket and microphone to a green hoodie and guitar, seem offended. They try to find out who says the above statement.

But they can't move, they're only dolls. However, their curiosity grows strong that they turn themselves to humans and sneak around that warehouse and approach a shadow around the corner.

They are about to yell at this mother when they find her sitting calmly there, moaning about her life. Amazing, those dolls change their mind, make a deal with themselves and soon agree to turn themselves to mice and help this mice family to earn a piece of cheese.


Related tickling story about Justin Bieber's fancy doll is here

Sunday, August 9, 2009

6 Crazy News Written By Stressful Blogger

Got some crazy news to cope with stress, Mr. Blogger?

Yes …

But Beware if you're not used to this weird humor, you get stressed, instead!

1. A tiring shadow was browsing on the internet and came across a funny blog. He started to laugh and … ” Would you stop that!” a voice abruptly took it back to where it belonged—the bloggers’ body!

2. A hanger jumped out of the wall to welcome a guess by the door. The stressful hanger had never been seen since and regarded as a missing thing. A lousy blogger took it with him and use it as--a hanger?

happy blogger?3. A spoof banner escaped from its cage and snatched a zoo visitor. The visitor was not torn apart and couldn't be eaten. He felt like being tickled to death!

4. Flash Gordon, together with Wonder Woman, went to the cinema on Friday night to see a horror movie. Unfortunately, the slide was stolen on the way to the movie theater. How come! The screen was displayed the features of stressful blogger with a hanger. It was totally not funny.

5. A turtle who’s eager to cope with stress invited Mr. Google Search Engine to his house. “Can I take some funny and tickling blogs with me?” Mr. G demanded. “Is your house is a search engine too?

6. A face whose nose is missing was laughing at itself. “Do you think it is funny?” asked another face. It didn't respond. He kept laughing. Next the face started to take off its eyes, lips and beard, and … “Stop it!” the faced returned to where it belonged, the crazily stressful blogger's!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Do you believe in fortune telling; the tickling one?

A blogger is visiting Madame Sonia, a famous fortune teller. He’s very concerned about his future and Madame Sonia is telling him what is going to happen next week. According to Madame Sonia, next week is going to be a very interesting moment in his life.

On Monday, a new viewer is going to share on his blog and get entertained
On Tuesday, another new viewer is going to be on his blog also but only give a wry smile
On Wednesday, more and more new viewers are going to join and join and join on his blog
On Thursday, a hundred of new viewers are going to have themselves tickled on his blog
On Friday, thousands of new viewers are going to watch video together and have fun on his blog
On Saturday, millions of new viewers are going to tell others that they are happy because they’ve found the solution of their stress on his blog.
On Sunday, the whole world is going to officially declare that this blog is made to tickle everybody’s fancy

According to Madame Sonia, a lot is certainly going to happen in the blogger’s life next week. And he has to believe all of this.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Cinderella not to be tickled

Once upon a time, a blogger was invited to a party by a prince who was expecting a wife to-be. Since none of the present girls were appealed to him, he became frustrated.
On knowing this the blogger recommended a crazy idea to the prince, “Your honor, why don’t you advertise a soul mate for you in my blog?”
He didn’t respond. Puzzled and being in a bad mood, the prince left.

The blogger kept wondering; why the prince seemed not to be attracted to the beauties around. Whereas the angels had been already available and ready to choose.

It was getting late. The clock on the wall showed it was 11:45. The prince and the king, unbelievable, had already gone to bed. The blogger was the only man in the party now. It was like heaven, don’t you think?

To his excitement, while sitting in the verandah, he found this gorgeous one in the front yard, dressed elegantly, smiling at him. The most beautiful out of the rest, he might guess.
“Does Cinderella really exist?” he asked himself. Right away he ran after the girl leaving the rest with questions. The girl seemed to tease him and kept running. How come; he felt as if being tickled?

“Hey Cinderella, wait …,” he demanded.
Finally she stopped. He asked her to sit with him under the full moon in an open space. Several minutes passed, nobody talked.

Then the blog tried to open a conversation, “We’ve been long here but you seem not to be in a mood to say a word! What are you attracted to; the scientific, electronics, the arts and literature? Are you the one who doesn’t pay attention, yet notices everything? May I know the man of your dreams? Is he the one rich in talent, ideas and achievement?”

The girl only giggled.

“Hey, say something, I know you have grown up in the era of the ubiquitous @symbol. But aren’t you interested in blogging? Are you familiar with Google, the internet search engine? Or have you already had an adbrite account to monetize your website? What the hell am I talking about? Great, sometimes we forget just how far this revolutionary technology has taken us already, right?”

“Thanks,” said the girl.
“For what?”
“Taking me home.”

The blogger looked round, but found no home. He was there alone in the compound of a cemetery.

More funny writings:

It's a holiday
Hm ... fortunetelling
It's an unusual friendship
How about Obama and Osama?
Crazy blogger
Tickle Superman
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