Showing posts with label tickling story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tickling story. Show all posts

Friday, May 29, 2015

Trumpet From The Sky Not To Tickle Your Fancy!

Baffling people from all over the world, the trumpet from the sky is not a joke. It's not Walt Disney's tricks to promote a new animated movie or a distraction of a political issue. It's a warning for anybody who believe in signs of God. You just cannot tickle your fancy when the Doomsday shows its slight sign.

You cannot dance and have fun with it after you hear one woman in Canada has recorded chilling sounds several times. Similar outbursts have been captured on countries around the world including the U.S., Ukraine, Germany and Belarus. What is the trumpet all about? Is there an alien in the sky which everyone think fictitious would like to start a concert with human beings? A tickle your fancy tale? Indeed, technology reigns supreme now. You may believe there's a mermaid ever caught alive as seen in a picture, she no doubt looks real. But you know what? As more and more people believe, the trick is revealed, that it's part of product promotion, uh-oh!

2015 is not the first time this trumpet from the sky ever heard. Would you be there with Aaaron Traylor back then in 2012? Aaron Traylor captured a recording in Montana in the U.S. on February 18, 2012, and said: 'I've had vivid nightmares ever since I posted the very eerie strange sounds that has Missoula talking and looking towards the sky; awful, awful nightmares.' Is this statement sounds funny to you? No jokes, no things to tickle your fancy. You need to believe that thing is real and that even Rock star won't respond with "We will we will rock you!"

trumpet from the sky to tickle your fancy
The Doomsday is coming, I hate you keep coming here
Unless you don't care about sins. You keep committing adultery, smoking marijuana, corruption and after suicide you resurrect and start to laugh, "Hell is nonsense!" When you think you cannot blow the trumpet of your life, the one only available out of the sky, the thing that you would like to do is kill God, because you God is no more a myth. What a tickling story! You play joke with Supreme Being and your religion is science. It's as what you call as brain achievement. 

It's all mystery. All needs prove. And even after an evidence and everyone is convinced, there's no statement of agreement. When you hate Scriptures and you think it's such a joke and what is told in Bible or Quran you may play your own trumpet blown to mock God somewhere far far away in the sky or heavens. You can tickle your fancy by doing it again and again but heavens will give no response, heavens will remain silence and heavens will challenge anybody using their brain to solve the mystery of life.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Happy Birthday, Sis! No Fat Bulges Anymore!

happy birthday
Happy birthday, sis, no fat bulges anymore!
First, rid of your fear, that even after wishing a happy birthday to your older sister, she will still bully you again. Forget about that wildly childish behavior. Think about being a savior; give something to please her in her special day. It's not the right time to give her Barbie doll as you know she's stubborn to diet and exercise.And besides you cannot just yell at her, "Stop being glutton!"

Instead, go whisper to her ear, say this magic keyword to her current problem when she's online: Coolsculpting Fort Lauderdale. First, she just stands there in awe. But you bet, next she might run to the mirror and say, "Mirror, mirror and the wall, will there be a prince come to me and give me a solution to my fat problem?"

It's not really like that. But, you know the point, right? No matter what form of package you are going to present to her, just make sure that she understands your words. For this, you don't have to convince her that her body will naturally and permanently eliminate the fat cells over a period of 3 months.

Just sing, Happy Birthday, and she'll find the solution to her problem, agreed? 

Thursday, September 5, 2013

A Tickling Story?

tickling story
It's not about you guys having been distracted on the Internet and then this is called a tickling story. You get puzzled and in the end you just spend a lot of time playing Hang Man there. It's not funny at all.

It's about a flock of gold fish which cannot talk but can sing. How come? That's simple. You draw and move them with Flash Macromedia and then do the voice over. Is it a good idea? No, that's not a tickling story. It's something which will irk any hillbillies around the world who know nothing about the Internet. It's a skill the expert, the webmaster, bloggers or artists can do, not all people can.

So, welcome to the global era. Now listen to the rhythm of the fish when they're creating a tickling story on their own. It's not: Once upon a time a man was fishing in the river but no fish would come to approach the bait. It's blah blah blah .... Meaning wait and see. Then ... blah blah blah blah blah blah ... Meaning, See, I'm making fun of you.

What happens next? A mermaid will show up? A barbie? Not really. just wondering how to end such a terrible writing like this, something that comes up as spontaneous and without any certain point. Surely it's not enough to be called a tickling story. But just want to make sure if I can grab the attention of the world by presenting fish here to drive traffic to this blog. Well just wait and see.

Or I wonder if you like to read some tickling stories of celebrities here..

Monday, February 25, 2013

Tickling Story

Are there any tickling stories about product, a collection of business review packed in an amusing writing at work? The product is not a funny thing, but the illustration or the description might be something of laughable to amuse us?

tickling story
No, there are not, especially when you get stressed in a plenary meeting and your sales manager are setting an unreasonable target. However, you can create a story to tickle your own funny bone if you are a nothing-to-lose person there. At least fancy him as a loser who serves you a dish of ice cream for your tiredness of work. This episode is like an old silent movie played in slow motion. Very funny!

But then he hits the desk, to your surprise, and brings you back to your senses. Oh, no! That's too emotional! Still your weird story leads you to more sily things, like for example, seeing in your fancy your upset manager being chased by a dog when he is falteringly explaining how to boast a slow business. Not tickled?

To parody a product or to spoof it in a tickling story might sound not good for business, but to use parody, cartoon, animation, funny pictures to promote a product that what business people like to do.You guys haven't known things like video explainer or whiteboard animation can go to YouTube and click either one of these two keywords and see how tickling stories turn out to be effective enough for promotion.

Anyway, back to a fairy tale about the products you want to hear, where's the sales manager after he has served you with a dish of ice cream?

Is he chasing the dog now, instead?

Monday, October 15, 2012

The Walking Dead, weird story!

As a tickling story goes in the farm, everyone has become clearly better at killing zombies. But Walking Dead' s third season is not something to tickle your funny bone, right? Just beware, if one or two of your family frequently has a tickling horrible dream about Walking Dead, you don't need to keep on narrating a story of ghosts to lull your children to sleep.

None of the familiar faces that you see in the farm using lethal weapons acting like Mell Gibson to retell the story of Gibson's heyday. You go the cinema, not to the farm, to find out about the new characters introduced in the ultra violent premiere of "Walking Dead"'s third season.

Her name is Michonne as you watch there and speaking about origin she came out of nowhere to save Andrea in the woods after the farm was overrun. She's not going to tickle your fancy by suck your blood while you are narrating a story about Columbus to your kids. She's trying to stay alive

This is part of tragedy in real life by copying what she's doing: she wields a razor-sharp katana and travels with a pair of double-amputee walkers to both mask the scent of her living flesh and carry her baggage and yell something to tickle your fancy: "No stories, guys!"

Does she mean Walking Dead is dull? Instead of making a sensation by decapitating two zombies with a single swing of her samurai sword, she just sits there in the farm wondering what such a situation she has with people expecting something unusual.

Will you be there pretending to be Michonne and help Andrea? She is very sick with a non-zombie-related illness. As Michonne, you are ticklish but never expect Andrea and the Sherpa zombies to place you in a cage then soon the tickling tortures be executed.

Everything in prison complex doesn't describe a story about inferiority complex. You see Sheriff Rick Grimes and his new sidekick, Deputy Daryl, stumble across the prison as the music turns up and everyone is dancing.

No more weird story, I believe, if you watch the Walking Dead yourself and compare it with this writing to prove art is universal and ... tickling.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Story to generate money?

This is a true and interesting story for anybody hate to be trapped by a make quick money scheme article. But, first, as an adult you still like to be lulled to sleep listening to a story? What kind of story do you like? Which do you prefer to listen now: stories to bring back your memory to your childhood or stories to inspire you to make money online?

Once when a lion was asleep a little mouse began running up and down upon him; this soon wakened the lion, who placed his huge paw upon him, and opened his big jaws to swallow him. But, "... No way lion, I'm busy. It's not comfortable browsing only with a keyboard."

What do you think of the abovewritten story? This kind of story won't tickle your children's fancy, rather they say this is ridiculous and distracting, right? What moral can they get from here?

When you browse most of the pages of this blog you'll find no such stories suit your toddlers. The stories of distraction you may say and that's as what I call tickling. This is the art of rewrite and intended especially to those having a sense of humor.

Now skip the fable. I would like to share a true story with you about how to make money online without you getting trapped in a make quick money scheme. Maybe this is one of a few of serious contents I've shared here. Okay, first, what you need is focus. Then, look at you and think what sort of skill you can promote to others. If below part of your expertise then read on the story.

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Once upon a time an employer paid me money for sending him a quick turnaround article as he wished. I had won the project beforehand and this was my first money on the Internet. It's not big money, no much to be proud of. But then I made bigger money gradually. Now it becomes the thing I can share here to anybody who believe can make bigger money than me.

This story is not a fable or drama, nor something fictitious. You may be the actor here to play to role. Good luck.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Weird stories or tickled, you decide!

What is a tickling story?

One of the weird stories goes: Once upon a time there lived an unhappy young girl who hated to be tickled when she was not in a mood. Her mother was dead and her father had married a writer with two daughters who swore to God they never wanted to be a writer too, writing tickling stories. Her stepmother didn't like her one little bit. All her kind thoughts and loving touches were for her own daughters. Nothing was too good for them - dresses, shoes, delicious food, soft beds, and every home comfort. And ... what do you think? If you guess the leading role here is Cinderella better skip this story.

Another tickling story: Gulliver woke up after two days listening to a weird story in his dream and found his arms, legs and hair tied to the ground and everybody tickled him to death. Thin leather strips across his shoulders and chest, held him down. He soon saw tiny men walking on his chest and they tickle each other. Everything seemed to go bananas. Then the director yell, "cut!"

A bit ridiculously tickling, maybe!

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Next, Cinderella and Gulliver started a great debate on what you may consider a tickling story as seeing people become autistic everywhere in the world. She said, "I don't care if Iphone reigns supreme in the USA and blackberry becomes no.1 in Indonesia, I hate cellular phone. Why, because people hardly ever read my story!" Gulliver didn't respond. He preferred to be autistic, looking up an mp3 lists through is mobile phone. Only out there people yelled, "This is what you call tickling story, Mr. Nurman? Not funny at all!"

A few minutes afterwards everybody turned autistic.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Cellulite, a tickling story?

I'm free from cellulite!
It's not just overweight people (especially women) that suffer from cellulite, according to Fitness magazine reports, nearly 90 percent of all women have cellulite. Only one person on earth who doesn't have cellulite problem as he is everlasting protected: Robocop! That's the tickling story about. Lol

Cellulite is not a tickling incident happening to people who don't care about their body. It's the bumpy, crumpled skin that shows up most commonly on the thighs and rear. Though there's no real cure for cellulite, there are several ways to make it temporarily disappear.

Here is the tickling story how cellulite develops…Beneath the surface of our skins, there are inner beauty which usually cries out every morning: "mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most prettiest woman on earth?" If you believe so, you can skip reading this article, but if you're serious to know more about cellulite and want to get rid of cellulite in you, just go on ...

Beneath the surface of our skins, `we have a fatty tissue that sits on a firm layer of collagen connective tissue. Before cellulite shows up, the outer surface of the skin is smooth and supple (no bumps and no ridges). The fatty tissue beneath the skin is also smooth which causes no bumps to show. The fatty layer just below your skin is (and remains) smooth and flexible as long as the fat cells remain strong, healthy and elastic inside.

The dimply, bumpy texture we call cellulite begins to occur when the structure of the fat cells begin to weaken. When the cell walls weaken, the cells begin to "sag" and this "sagging" is what accounts for the "orange peel" look of cellulite to develop. The weaker the cells become, the worse the sagging and the worse the cellulite looks.

How to make cellulite disappear..

Losing weight doesn't make cellulite vanish, but building muscle in the right places can make it look that way. When you’re working out, add strength training to your workout, and look for exercises that build muscle in areas where you have cellulite. Adding muscle in those spots will make your skin look tighter and firmer.

Creams containing caffeine are known to make cellulite vanish for a few hours. Caffeine tightens your skin, while the strong rubbing you use to apply it increases blood flow to minimize lumps and bumps. Unfortunately this is a short term fix so you will need to reapply the cream later in the day if you want to keep cellulite hidden for the evening.

Your skin will respond better to cellulite treatments if you exfoliate first, it is important that dead skin cells do not get in the way of ingredients trying to enter cellulite-prone areas. Though you can use a scrub, a natural-bristle brush is very good as it allows you to rub vigorously over the cellulite-dimpled areas of your skin before your shower.

This deep-tissue massage makes cellulite temporarily disappear. It does this by breaking up the lumpy sections of fat into a smoother mass. It is said that increased circulation makes cellulite less noticeable. By doing deep knee-to-chest stretches three times a week you can help reduce cellulite lumps.

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Saturday, August 18, 2012

Titanic, Leonardo Di Caprio and Jack Dawson

Here is a tickling story about Titanic. No, it's not about RMS Titanic, a British passenger liner that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean on 15 April 1912 after colliding with an iceberg during her maiden voyage from Southampton, UK to New York City, US. It's a tickling story about Titanic, a girl of twenties which is never covered by the media all over the world.

Surely, it's not funny, blogger!
There's no such a thing called a tickling story related to Leonardo DiCaprio or Jack Dawson as he played that role in the movie. Titanic only said it's a start of the story, as she has successfully rescued a man from downing in the sea and according to her it's tickling.

We're not going back to the ficititous 1912, where a17-year-old first class passenger Rose boards "Titanic" in Southampton with her fiancé Cal and her mother Ruth DeWitt Bukater. Ruth stresses the importance of Rose's engagement, as the marriage would solve the DeWitt Bukaters' secret financial problems. This has nothing to do with that.
Wanna have Leonardo DiCaprio's biography?

We are just curious of how no newsmen were curious about Titanic I've mentioned above; none of them will unveil what she meant by a tickling story. However Titanic kept saying it's a tickling story. And while she seemed to think about what to say to the world later, the man she's just saved who's lying under the tree suddenly roused and cried out, "Hey, you screwed up the script!' And this half fish half girl creature, to her surprise, yelled angrily, "It's not the time, Jack Dawson. It's not funny!"

Monday, July 23, 2012

What are tickling stories?

Tickling stories which are not amusing come up as rubbish. Really? However it's hard to decide if what is so called tickling stories are only the ones to force you to laugh. Tickling stories to tickle their readers are available anywhere on in Internet. And here at Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, you may not find some serious topics related to celebrities or public figures, but you won't let them to tickle each other either and it's up to you to say it's tickling or silly.

Check this famous celebrity out for example.

Katy Perry
Katy Perry 2
Katy Perry 3

Now you can decide a tickling story must not the one to force you to cry.

Also these ones

Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber 2
Justin Bieber 3
Justin Bieber 4

Some other series might appear here to prove tickling stories belong to those with freer mind rather than those with confusing mind. Confused? Forget it

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Katy Perry dance with me, what a tickling video!

No, Katy Perry won't dance with me. When she came to Indonesia, there's no story about her tickling my funny bones. There's no story when I was dancing I was longing for her to join me to mock the life, either. Katy Perry has her own dance, and so have I. We dance in a different place, miles away to reach each other. She is with her style and I am with mine.

I'd rather learn how to say something before dancing. Say something which is inspiring, because words mean a lot when it cones to expressing ideas. Saying is weird, absurd or confusing if we just say without thinking. However,jabbering is fun anyway in the hand of witty people.

Wit or tickling, this video might worth watching to get rid of stress. Forget about Katy Perry asking dancing ...

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

The day when Erin Burnett interviewed me?

She knew Mr. Nurman learns to tickle everyone's fancy. But she didn't know what to do to combat corruption in Indonesia with Mr. Nurman's help.

"Indonesia lost as much as Rp 2.13 trillion ($238.6 million) to corruption in 2011, Ms. Burnett," I said to her, quoting from the Jakarta Globe.

She raised her eyebrow. Sitting on a sofa, holding a smart phone, she paid fully attention to me.

“I don't agree if it is said that our corruption practices are actually still quite primitive and therefore easy for auditors to track," I went on.


"Because auditors are on vacation now."

"Excuse me?"

"Maybe they are in Virginia now.  It is beautiful in the fall. They might visit Monticello, Thomas Jefferson's home,. It is gorgeous when the leaves turn and you can watch football there."

"Mr. Nurman, may I ask you something?"


"Why are you so confident that I am now interviewing you. I am not! Now I wake up!"

"No I won't. I'll ..."


"I'll be committing corruption too. Help ... help me."

"I can't help you."

"Why can't you?"

"You know, I am not Erin Burnett and get rid of your illusion!"

And the next morning I didn't see Erin Burnett anymore on a dangling LCD TV in a lobby as I usually see before entering the lift to work..But good news is, a fortuneteller told me that someday Erin is going to interview me, because I am unique.

When I confirmed it, she said, "Yeah, maybe Erin and so and so.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Erin Burnett

Erin Burnett probably won't read this post about her since this has nothing to do with her personally. Once upon a time, there was a large LCD TV dangling from the ceiling.on the ground floor and a pretty TV reporter showing there didn't say hi to me, while I was looking at her with a great admiration. Cinderella was asleep and Snow White was having a meeting somewhere ... What am I talking about?
She did attract my attention and I felt like to stay late there that morning before entering the lift to the 3a floor, the office where I worked at. This  pretty CNN news reporter was gorgeous, yet I still didn't know her name. I asked my coworkers around and none of them gave me the answer. I browsed on the Internet and still I didn't get a clue.

Only this Sunday morning, Google told me by the speicific keyword I had typed there on my computer she was Erin Burnett. She was with CNN and she's been with journalism for many many years. Pretty and smart, she has a large male following due to her extraordinary beauty and brawn as business news anchor and reporter for CNBC. And many of them will no doubt be disappointed with the news that 34-year-old Erin Burnett has become engaged. The brunette beauty is set to tie the knot with Citigroup executive David Rubulotta.

There's no further story whether she's married or no. And there's no story either, about her and me as Beauty and the Secret Admirer. Maybe next on Google page: Erin Burnett interviewing Mr. Nurman to tickle your fancy. Who knows one day she'll come to Jakarta, Indonesia for an international event, and will provide the time to see me to ask about my admiration.

Silly dream? Nothing impossible!

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Katy Perry 'Tired of Being Blogger'?

Silly with the tittle? Maybe! reports: Katy Perry 'Tired of Being Famous' Katy Perry has had a charmed life. Not only is the 27-year-old rich, beautiful and talented with a body to die for, her "Teenage Dream" album matched Michael Jackson's Hot 100 record for the most #1 songs off a single album. Nevertheless, she's kinda sick of being famous.

Asked by me in my last dream, she said, "I won't join you to win a project of In-House training program. I have nothing to do with that." I didn't say anything. I woke up and sighed. And you may say, "Oh, Mr. Nurman, there you go again!"

Wanna have my book?
Katy Perry won't struggle hard for a pagerank 1,2,3 or more on Google page's competition. While her name used as a keyword maybe something that bloggers need to compete for. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with her tiredness of being famous if she felt that way. There's nothing wrong with corruptions here in Indonesia, which seem never stop to become the spotlight of the day, either.

I'm not sure of what I said the latter. I'm too shy to ask Katy Perry or our President about it. Anybody dares?

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Justin Bieber, bahasa Indonesia and the course

Did Justin Bieber know that Indonesian (Bahasa Indonesia) is the official language of Indonesia? Don't ask him that question when he is singing and dancing on stage. How well does he know bahasa? Rather than say it is Indonesian, it is well known by foreigners as bahasa (the language).

Now, remember Justin Bieber's concert in Indonesia, April 23 2011?--I wrote the similar theme here about a year ago. He sang in English. he danced like an Englishman and the way he thought referred to English-speaking community. But suddenly he spoke bahasa:

"Saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia" (I can speak Indonesian language)
"Ya, saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Siapa bilang saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia?"
"Saya sungguh-sungguh bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Kalau saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia, saya tidak akan mau berbahasa Indonesia."

Any question?

Ada pertanyaan?

Kenapa tiba-tiba Anda bisa berbicara bahasa Indonesia, Justin?

Why all of a sudden you are able to speak Indonesian, Justin?

He might say, "I don't know, ask the crazy blogger." 

The silly one as written above reminds me of a friend who probably will give solution to anybody wanting to master Indonesian language. If you want to know the meaning of the stressing phrases above you may visit Bahasa corner and ask my friend about it.

One suggestion, if you happen to be in Indonesia now, especially in Jakarta, the capital, try to ask the local the meaning of "Katakan tidak pada korupsi!" I am sick of asking this question to politicians. Lol.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Rod Steward, Indonesia and the hit

What's the best hit of Rod Stewart when he performed in Jakarta, Indonesia recently? It's not "Alamat palsu" or "Alay." The fans will answer variably, off course.

No doubt, it was a nostalgia-filled experience for fans of British superstar Rod Stewart. Jakarta welcomed him gaily. During his concert,“Rod Stewart: The Hits,”on Tuesday night at Plenary Hall in the Jakarta Convention Center, Stewart never talked about an accident happening around Tugu Tani, downtown, recently which has taken 9 lives of innocent pedestrians.

The 67-year-old still has nothing to do with it. He kept singing and singing until, suddenly to everyone unawareness, one of the 2,400-strong audience cried.

He opened with “Love Train,” taken from his 2009 album “Soulbook,” and this man kept crying. Nobody cared, nobody asked and nobody saw.

All of a sudden the music stopped and the man flew high to sky approaching Mr. Steward. Nobody cared, nobody asked and nobody saw. Rod took a deep breath and didn't see the man standing beside him. The superstar said nothing. The man, instead said, "Oh come on, Mr. Nurman stop this nonsense!"

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Tickle story?

It's weird. Can you tickle a story? Instead, a story will tickle you. But if you would give it a try, just do it.

Okay, first tickle the story of Obama: “We're looking forward to hearing from [President Obama] about what's ahead in the coming year. Our teams and new volunteers are opening up their offices and their homes to experience this moment in history together ..." There is nothing tickling here and written above is not a story. Hmm...

Or tickle the story of Katy Perry: You knew Katy Perry's Concert in Indonesia recently? Why didn't the promoters tell me about it? First, don't tickle Katy Perry's funny bone. She has nothing to do with it. "Are you sure that this singer and songwriter will perform at the Sentul International Convention Center (SICC), Bogor on January 19, 2012 as part of the California Dreams Tour and .... It doesn't laugh. The story cannot be tickled!

So, how to tickle a story? There's nothing that we can do. Just let the words tickle themselves. Each time they tickle each other, the comma will tickle the full stop, the full stop will tickle the paragraph and the paragraph will tickle the passage.

If this won't make a tickling story don't see me on the first page of google.

Watch my video who might tickle your fancy:

Friday, January 20, 2012

SOPA, a tickling story?

We are not talking about SOPA as a protection against indecency. This is serious problem. No tickling nonsense. What is SOPA? The Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) is a law (bill) of the United States proposed in 2011 to fight online trafficking in copyrighted intellectual property and counterfeit goods.

Here we are stressing on proposals which include barring advertising networks, not the ones referring to marital. But if you want to get married soon, better propose your spouse in a good manner, because who knows soon you'll get a maximum penalty of five years in prison initiated by SOPA.

That is because you don't know the meaning of barring search engines from linking to the sites. You become a newborn criminal and with you there are million people will follow.

User-content websites such as YouTube would be greatly affected, and concern has been expressed that they may be shut down if the bill becomes law. This means you can no longer become a couch potato, an artist a writer, and a copier.

Read more: Opponents state the legislation would enable law enforcement to remove an entire internet domain due to something posted on a single blog, arguing that an entire online community could be punished for the actions of a tiny minority. In a 1998 law, copyright owners are required to request the site to remove the infringing material within a certain amount of time. SOPA would bypass this "safe harbor" provision by placing the responsibility for detecting and policing infringement onto the site itself. (Wikipedia)

Good news, right? Maybe you have the same opinion as mine. How to tickle SOPA with tickling stories available on the internet, including the ones from this blog so that they may remember that the world is inhibited by human beings not robots or aliens.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

One shot, Tom Cruise and a tickling story

Tom Cruise has been in Pittsburgh, PA filming One Shot, based off the book of the same name by Lee Child, and we are here in Indonesia not going there to watch the movie making.

I don't think this is going to be a tickling story as Tom plays Jack Reacher, an ex-army cop who is found connected to a pyscho-killer. No, he doesn't play Jack Ondel-Ondel a dummy blogger who abandoned his blogs due to boredom. Here he starts investigating the case, but unfortunately it doesn't include corruption cases in Indonesia.

Fans of the novel have been up in line to see Tom, not to urge him to write the Indonesian president to combat corruption, but to ask an autograph, perhaps.

He has the extra hours to add muscles at the gym for the role, and along with special effects, the producers are excited to see how this pans out!

Corruptors here might be excited too to see this film planned to be released in 2013. By, the way, Mr. President, thank you for all of the remission and light sentences.


Arnold Schwarzenegger not to tickle his own story

Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, have separated, putting themselves to the world's spotlight.

No tickling story, with Shriver moving out of their Brentwood mansion, Arnold must not show his muscle to her anymore. Whoops .. Is it true? Bodybuilding is great, but apart from this matter, off course, this statement is not to take seriously, especially by those having lack sense of humor.

Read my true story?
Shriver has been residing apart from the actor-turned-politician for the last few weeks but is not writing a tickling story about her marital failure. The couple confirmed the separation without anybody offering them money to put down their story to a blog, and about when that was, you may browse it on the Internet.

Meanwhile asking Mr. Schwarzenegger to read this tickling article is not recommended. Any compulsion will bring you nothing except only giving you a black eye.

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